Sex and Intimacy: Noob

Noob

By lameows - 04/04/2015 01:57 - United States

Today, things got heated with my boyfriend for the first time. Turns out he's even more inexperienced than I thought; when I started grinding against him, he frowned and said, "Um... why're you doing that? We've still got clothes on..." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2013 22:22 - United States - Arvada

Today, things got pretty steamy between my boyfriend and me. We started doing stuff that neither of us had tried before. Then, he straddled me with a raging erection and boomed, "IT HAS RISEN!" He didn't understand why I was suddenly no longer in the mood. FML

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By cmore - 11/03/2010 01:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when he finished, seemingly angry. He stood there naked complaining for 15 minutes about how our sex sucked. Then he demanded that I dress him because "it's my fault his clothes were off in the first place". FML

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By Blueberrypicc - 13/08/2010 01:01 - United States

Today, I was messing with my boyfriend in my basement. We are both virgins and he wanted to perform oral sex on me for the first time. Naked, we finally decided to try to have sex. We discovered the act is much harder than it may seem. We're both still virgins. FML

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By MulticoloredSlug - 13/10/2016 10:57 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML

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No gods, no masters

By anon - 31/07/2015 20:28 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML

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ADHD brain

By Unknown - 18/10/2011 04:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. He didn't know how to take off my bra and insisted that he'd figure it out on his own. He gave up a couple of seconds later and played video games instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2013 17:45 - United States

Today, I finally felt ready to have sex for the first time, with my boyfriend of nearly 8 months. When I told him, things became intimate and pants came off. He then looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can't do this." The rest of the night was spent in awkward silence. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2011 01:47 - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. He was so nervous, he broke down in tears after failing to unclasp my bra after multiple fumbling attempts. Mood? Ruined. FML

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By valerie - 28/05/2011 01:04 - United States

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a handjob for the first time. It took ages for him to get excited, and in the end the only thing that blew up was him, saying, "Oh my god, just stop it already." FML

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Sensitive snowflake

By onepussytwopussy - 07/03/2014 19:47 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and I tried to be sexy by raking my nails down his back. I guess I did it a little too hard, because he shrieked in pain, leapt off me, and limped around the room cursing and whimpering. Mood ruined. FML

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sprigs_ 32

Saturday 4 April 2015 19:05

Just talk to him about it. If you are comfortable having sex with him than you should be able to talk to your partner about it.

Steve95401 49

Saturday 4 April 2015 19:07

This is your opportunity to teach a few things - maybe a lot of things.

Comments

pimpmilk69 18

Saturday 4 April 2015 19:18

Yeah have fun with that...

izzymissouri 3

Saturday 4 April 2015 19:19

I certainly hope in that moment you decided to sterilize yourself and everyone around you.

VitalDistance 14

Saturday 4 April 2015 19:22

Don't worry. I'm pretty sure during my first time I'll be wondering if I'm supposed to take my pants off.

BrokenDreamer24 15

Saturday 4 April 2015 19:33

I just laughed a little too hard. All because I saw this honest-to-god-serious teenager face and a little nod to go with this post.

VitalDistance 14

Saturday 4 April 2015 19:45

I didn't know I was that serious lol

the_aspect 28

Saturday 4 April 2015 19:23

talk to him first before doing it. He can understand or he may have questions for you to answer when the conversation is initiated between you and him that way there is fair warning between you and your significant other.

PickledSweets 22

Saturday 4 April 2015 19:25

I actually think that's really sweet :) To me it would be a fun experience teaching my boyfriend about sex, that way it will be great for both of you, because you can teach him the way you like it! And besides, would you rather have a guy who hasn't slept with anyone, or a guy whose slept with everyone?