Embarrassing, Food, Shopping and Relatable: Noooooooooo! - FML

Noooooooooo!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I reached a new low and embarrassed my entire family. While in the frozen section of Walmart, I dropped to my knees and let out a horrific, agonizing scream, when I found out they were out of Strawberry Toaster Strudels. FML

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You deserved it 62 565

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alexandraa_fml 0

Monday 1 March 2010 1:15

That's just a TAD extreme ya think?

smallpie 1

Monday 1 March 2010 1:17

more like f your family's lives

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emmierazzie 0

Monday 1 March 2010 17:41

haha

dialpforpleasure 0

Monday 1 March 2010 21:06

Easily the dumbest thing I've ever heard. F the lives of everyone within ear shot of that incident and anyone who ever has to deal with you personally, because there's nothing worse than a spoiled 4 year old.

containsnosoy 0

Monday 1 March 2010 21:19

You realize how pathetic you are, but are you going to do something about it? It's not cute, it's annoying. I agree with 373, "there's nothing worse than a spoiled 4 year old."

vermillionlove 0

Monday 1 March 2010 21:53

please, oh please be a troll.

jennadol95 0

Monday 1 March 2010 21:53

@@ 55. You sir, are a douche. Try and say something negative about amreicans, and have a major typo. Its not 'exsercize' dumbfuck.

jennadol95 0

Monday 1 March 2010 21:55

Oh, and OP, i've seen pregnant women do that during a major craving. Lmao.

clintdog1 0

Monday 1 March 2010 22:16

I like chery better

airborn54 0

Monday 1 March 2010 23:05

omg I love toaster strudel-I go thru about 3 or 4 boxes a week

D_Marquisa1 0

Monday 1 March 2010 23:38

I would do this to be funny! lol I also hate when they run outta Boston creme ones, I scream in my head WTF while I stomp away! haha

erika90 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 0:15

lol ive been there

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