Embarrassing, Food, Shopping and Relatable: Noooooooooo! - FML

Noooooooooo!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I reached a new low and embarrassed my entire family. While in the frozen section of Walmart, I dropped to my knees and let out a horrific, agonizing scream, when I found out they were out of Strawberry Toaster Strudels. FML

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alexandraa_fml 0

Monday 1 March 2010 1:15

That's just a TAD extreme ya think?

smallpie 1

Monday 1 March 2010 1:17

more like f your family's lives

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beccabites 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 0:24

lmao

Beeeeef 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 0:31

this is more of a MLIA..

ayjayyuk 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 0:34

what a fag

DRY0YRD 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 1:05

Well OP, I'd like to let you know that I love you. Hopefully you find some in another store, my prayers are with you.

hillbillie_girl 3

Tuesday 2 March 2010 1:07

you have no clue how much better this made my crappy day better.. so thank you toaster strudel girl :)

kayPandastyle 15

Tuesday 2 March 2010 1:16

lol at all those ppls comments! but yeh that sucks and toaster strudel is hella good but do ur self a favor n dnt go screamin in the store like a moron anymore lol

SarahAnne_2009 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 1:27

Stop being a fat ass, go on a diet and stay home. No one likes dramatic annoying people like you!

InF4moose 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 2:19

man OP if I saw you doin that I wouldve laughed so hard and recorded you for every one to see

sugarbabyxoxo 2

Tuesday 2 March 2010 3:08

I would so do that. ahahah

musicismything 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 4:24

you guys need to stop taking it so seriously and have a sense of humor. seriously..

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