Embarrassing, Food, Shopping and Relatable: Noooooooooo! - FML

Noooooooooo!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I reached a new low and embarrassed my entire family. While in the frozen section of Walmart, I dropped to my knees and let out a horrific, agonizing scream, when I found out they were out of Strawberry Toaster Strudels. FML

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alexandraa_fml 0

Monday 1 March 2010 1:15

That's just a TAD extreme ya think?

smallpie 1

Monday 1 March 2010 1:17

more like f your family's lives

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Tarryn18 0

Monday 1 March 2010 6:59

You're my hero.

beavygirl 0

Monday 1 March 2010 6:59

what a lame ass. i can't believe you think that that is amusing or cute in any way. Do yourself a favor and get laid, or beaten, whatever you gotta do to keep from posting dumb ass shit like this again.

studentwoes 2

Monday 1 March 2010 7:00

I choose "Your life sucks" because 1) there isn't a "your life is pathetic" option and 2) your life must really actually suck pretty badly if you're that upset over toaster strudels.

gingersnapper 0

Monday 1 March 2010 7:04

True. Fatties will tend to shovel anything into their slavering, flabby maws with little consideration as to it's nutritional value, edibility or even whether it's still moving.

blastvortex 3

Monday 1 March 2010 7:05

Yeah. PMS sucks.

mixtertrix 5

Monday 1 March 2010 7:34

Absolute win!! :D

topbanana 0

Monday 1 March 2010 7:45

omg! I can totally relate!! but I did that because I have severe ADD and ADHD so I'm basically off the wall crazy hahah :D

brasileirinha 0

Monday 1 March 2010 8:10

I AM IN LOVE WITH THIS FML. I honestly believe this is the greatest one I have ever read. Looks like Toaster Strudels really are the one everyone likes, lmao. The way this was written, just...everything. I LOVE THIS lol. Love you original poster!

zeebraore 5

Monday 1 March 2010 8:14

hahahahaha, I love it.

AnRom 0

Monday 1 March 2010 8:17

ewww ydi you ******* weirdo

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