Miscellaneous: Nostalgia

Nostalgia

By Fatty - 06/05/2009 15:04 - United States

Today, I was excited about my friend going wedding dress shopping, so before I went to go work out, I decided to try on a prom dress from high school to remember what it felt like to get dressed up. It was too tight, I broke the zipper, and spent 45 minutes trapped before I cut myself out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 579

You deserved it 41 581

Thanksgiving: Turkeys and Skids
Family meals that turn absurd, because Thanksgiving is also about laughing at little disasters. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By Apple - 12/06/2011 17:54 - United States

Today, I was at my friend's house, and I asked if I could try on one of her dresses. It was a little snug, but I got it on. When it came time to take it off though, it wouldn't budge. My friend and her mom had to cut it off me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 513

You deserved it 34 843

Tight

By Pudgy - 11/04/2022 10:01

Today, I tried on a dress for prom. It took a while to zip, but I insisted it'd fit. I asked for help. When the lady finally managed to zip all the way, the dress completely ripped at the seams. Not only did I have to pay $169 for it, but the lady told me, “We have more dresses in the plus-sized section!” FML

I agree, your life sucks 245

You deserved it 1 790

Let me out!

By Anonymous - 17/03/2023 16:00 - United Kingdom - Hastings

Today, I got stuck in a dress in the fitting room and had to call the sales associate for help. She had to crawl under the door to rescue me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 496

You deserved it 463

By ipaid350dollarsfornothing - 15/03/2013 07:09 - Qatar

Today, my prom dress finally arrived. My prom was yesterday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 780

You deserved it 7 144

By boudinette - 15/04/2015 10:14 - France - Saint-martin-d'heres

Today, I received the beautiful dress I'd ordered on the internet. It's a size smaller than my usual, just to encourage me to lose weight. I managed to fit into it and wear it all day, but I've now been struggling for a couple of hours to remove it without tearing it to bits. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 787

You deserved it 14 219

Help!

By LtlCheeseburger - 31/05/2012 18:15 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, I was shopping, and tried on a skirt that was a size smaller than usual, thinking that I would fit in. Not only did it not fit, neither I nor the sales assistant could get it off me, because the zip got stuck. She had to cut me out of it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 515

You deserved it 29 468

Slay, queen!

By draggirl - 13/10/2009 17:26 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to buy my prom dress. I felt really good as I walked out of the dressing room, until someone walked out of the room next to me wearing the same dress, and looked better in it than I did. It was a man buying it for his drag show. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 583

You deserved it 4 355

At last!

By All Dressed Up With No Place To Go - 11/09/2015 05:57 - United States - Ashland

Today, I finally lost enough weight to fit into the beautiful dress that I ordered for my senior prom. I graduated from high school in 2010. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 465

You deserved it 4 908

By Winx - 16/03/2012 07:13 - United States

Today, my dad informed me that my prom dress makes me look chubby from the side, gives me "back fat", and that I wouldn't want to go to prom looking like that. I tried to ignore his hurtful comments and tell myself I was beautiful. Then the clasp broke. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 339

You deserved it 11 709

By Niquesha - 23/04/2011 23:56 - United States

Today, while trying on an outfit in the dressing room at the mall, I got locked in. I decided to take 5 minutes to try and get out by crawling under the door. After I got out, I realized I left my cell phone, my purse and my pants inside. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 946

You deserved it 34 642

chapelsen 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 20:14

You do realise that your body changes. Even if you weighted less than you did in high school, your hips have changed, therefore you'll never be able to fit into teenage clothing again. That's why there's separate teen and women's sections....it's the cut of the clothing.

purplestuff_fml 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 20:13

aww.. maybe you should have took it off when you realised the zipper was hard to do up?

Comments

jessxoxo28 5

Wednesday 6 May 2009 22:26

LMAO!!!!!!

aquariusbeauty 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 23:20

Don't worry about it.

kfnnnp 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 23:19

i hate these FMLs. Today, I realised I was overweight, so instead of excercising, i went on my computer. FML

mcsnelly 5

Wednesday 6 May 2009 23:23

You shouldn't feel bad about not being able to fit into it, but wouldn't you have at least guessed that maybe it might not fit anymore? Or at least not have tried to zip it up all the way when you put it on and it was really tight!!

qwertyuiop8989 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 23:29

I could make some fat jokes right now but I don't wanna get banned again so just know I'm thinkin it real hard!! Freshman 15 kinda tends to do that to people.

nativebacon 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 23:30

#22 and #31 - WHO GIVES A CRAP???????? We can understand #12's text, so stop your nitpicking!

sunshyne84_fml 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 23:35

how long have you been out of high school? that would determine whether this is an fml or not, do u really wanna look like a skinny teenager your whole life?