Not a morning person
By chris - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
I agree, your life sucks
13 993
You deserved it
28 556
By chris - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
Don't leave your coffee by the phone...that should help
Keywords
"answered my coffee" is win
"The phone rang, so I answered my coffee" Haha, that made me laugh. I'm sorry about yuor face and body though. That sounds painful.