Not a morning person

By chris - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, at work, I brewed myself a fresh cup of coffee. I set the hot coffee onto my desk. My phone rang so I answered my coffee, spilling it all over my face and body. FML
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Trebie 6

"The phone rang, so I answered my coffee" Haha, that made me laugh. I'm sorry about yuor face and body though. That sounds painful.

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Ajjas013 6

Oh no! Now you have to take your clothes off... ;)

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atticuz 2

ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone!

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b182link 0

"so I answered my coffee" ftw, that was hilarious

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Bubbelz 25

Best first comment ever. Kill yourself.

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suckmorethanme 0

fake, what an idiot. can't people be more creative than this crap?

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dnlphm94 0

What makes you think this is fake? Before people's first cup of coffee, they are usually too tired to think properly.

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Quinnjamin 0

How come so many dipshits, like you #2, are so quick to call fake on every single fricken post?

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Kristie_2009 0

Haha, that sounds like something I would do! =D

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MadPercussion 0

I love this fml because the last few lines rhyme. and it's hilarious

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bailo 0

holy shit! no, i def see how this could happen. and i'm very, very sorry for you.

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bailo 0

i love how on this site, complete, instinctive accidents are always the product of idiocy. especially if this was her first cup of the morning, i completely understand how she did this.

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musicislife1995_fml 0

yeah I can see how it could happen :) bet it woke you up, though

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curiouskitty 2

I hope you're okay >_<

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