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By green and not with envy - 13/06/2014 20:17 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my dad called me into the bathroom, saying, "Get a load of this shit, son" and forcing me to look at the biggest, foulest-smelling turd I have ever seen in my life in the toilet. It's been three hours and I still feel physically ill. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2011 14:10 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad came to visit me. By visit I mean he arrived, took a huge smelly dump and left. This is the first time I've seen my dad in months. FML

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Smells like teen shit

By great 1st impression - 25/05/2014 16:09 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time over dinner. I had to use the bathroom part way through, and ended up taking the foulest dump of my life. I cracked open a window on my way out, but my boyfriend's dad went in soon after, quickly retching and booming, "What the fuck?!" FML

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By mikey51 - 10/03/2012 01:56 - Australia

Today, I was taking a dump, when my dad shouted for me to go wash the dishes. Fed up with his constant shit, I told him to bite me. He took this as an invitation to wedge the bathroom door shut for nearly two hours, despite all my pleas and apologies. FML

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By fugachumi - 07/08/2011 08:08 - United States

Today, I discovered that every morning at around 3:00 my dad takes a monumental dump in my bathroom. When I confronted him about it he denied it. He still does it. FML

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Freakout

By Anonymous - 20/03/2015 16:56 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I had to take a dump at work. I walked into the bathroom and opened a stall, only to find what I can only describe as a fecal crime scene. It was like a turd had exploded mid-air. It was so vile, my anxiety kicked in and I broke down into a sobbing panic attack. FML

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By EmbarrassedGirlfriend101 - 17/08/2011 16:40 - United States

Today, while at my boyfriend's house, my stomach began to hurt really badly, so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out. Later on, his dad went to the bathroom and yelled, "Goddamn son, what the hell did you do in here?!" FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2018 17:30

Today, my dad's new medicine for his bad intestines makes him fart so hard I can feel the vibrations through the floorboards. The whole house smells like an open sewer and he thinks it's funny. He now has to change his undies several times a day from repeatedly shitting himself. FML

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Cringe

By mikesok988 - 07/05/2009 07:40 - United States

Today, there was a potluck at my girlfriend's house. I had a sour stomach, so I went to the bathroom to relieve myself. When I flushed, nothing happened. They had to call a plumber to fix the toilet filled with my crap. The whole family watched, noses plugged and faces cringed, looking at me. FML

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By IAmACoolCat - 05/07/2011 16:41 - United States

Today, I found my dad using my bathroom. Why? Because he "had to take a crap" and didn't want to stink up his own bathroom. FML

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Night terrors

By Anonymous - 12/07/2020 17:01

Today, I woke up at night to go to the toilet. My Dad was doing his thing with the toilet door wide open. I saw, screamed at the top of my lungs and peed my pants in horror. Now my throat hurts and I'm too embarrassed to look at him. FML

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Fuaaad1994 31

Saturday 14 June 2014 1:18

Sharing is caring..

infected150 27

Saturday 14 June 2014 1:17

Im sorry to hear that, dads will be dads.

Comments

Mekeritrig 15

Saturday 14 June 2014 4:31

Is your dad Randy Marsh?

GotItWow 13

Saturday 14 June 2014 4:39

Is he Randy Marsh by any chance?

depressingrage 5

Saturday 14 June 2014 5:07

Well...shit.

adilblast 6

Saturday 14 June 2014 5:13

I wonder what lead to that incident.

RedPillSucks 31

Saturday 14 June 2014 5:31

Pay him back on Father's Day

morzu 8

Saturday 14 June 2014 5:31

that's so great of him why are you trying to make it appear as a FML

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 14 June 2014 5:51

I bet your glad he (hopefully) doesn't have a Facebook

KatyLarae 13

Saturday 14 June 2014 6:49

You probably should've seen it coming...

wvcheesehead 13

Saturday 14 June 2014 7:16

Male bonding at its most basic level, tomorrow he will teach you how to repair the house with duct tape and vise grips.

Dabombr 11

Saturday 14 June 2014 7:21

Does your Father feel accomplished by showing that to you? "Son, look at this piece of crap!" Even worse, what if he was insinuating something? -o 3o- FYL, OP.