Health: Today, my dad's new medicine for his bad intestines makes him...

By Anonymous - 23/09/2018 17:30

Today, my dad's new medicine for his bad intestines makes him fart so hard I can feel the vibrations through the floorboards. The whole house smells like an open sewer and he thinks it's funny. He now has to change his undies several times a day from repeatedly shitting himself. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2012 20:21 - United States

Today, my morning sickness has been so bad that my husband's farts send me running to the bathroom. He thinks it's hilarious, and has been following me around all day trying to crack one off in my face. FML

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By green and not with envy - 13/06/2014 20:17 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my dad called me into the bathroom, saying "Get a load of this shit, son" and forcing me to look at the biggest, foulest-smelling turd I have ever seen in my life in the toilet. It's been three hours and I still feel physically ill. FML

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By IAmACoolCat - 05/07/2011 16:41 - United States

Today, I found my dad using my bathroom. Why? Because he "had to take a crap" and didn't want to stink up his own bathroom. FML

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By smf_ds - 31/07/2015 20:48 - Portugal - Rebordosa

Today, I witnessed my dad spreading his ass cheeks to show my mom the rashes his hemorrhoids are giving him. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2015 22:17 - United States

Today, even after recovering and being able to walk again, my dad keeps peeing in a bucket by his bed. He sees nothing wrong with this, even though it smells. FML

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By anonymous - 07/12/2015 13:28 - United States - Mandeville

Today, my dad read that if you pass gas from both ends at the same time it will create a vacuum inside your body and you'll implode. I can't convince him otherwise. FML

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By SuperSleuth - 07/10/2021 11:01 - United States - Miami

Today, right before my hubby got home and walked into the bedroom, I farted. The smell was so bad that he thought he'd stepped in shit and to looked at the bottom of his shoes for dog poop. I laughed so hard, but with a horrified look he asked, "How"? He says I've got to see a doctor. FML

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By op-poopy - 22/04/2011 14:26 - Canada

Today, the landlord of our building constructed a bathroom in the space under the stairs, outside my office, on the other side of a thin wall. He must have some kind of bowel disorder, because now I get to hear the sounds of his loud, wet and gassy pooping several times per day. FML

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By shakyhands - 22/03/2011 02:48 - United States

Today, my dad was stupid enough to think that the kitchen sink is a good place to clean a gas tank. Now, the whole house smells of gas fumes and I'm about to pass out. FML

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By KICKxASSxNINJA - 26/09/2020 08:02 - United States - Fresno

Today, my mother bolted into my room and let out a huge fart that smelled like rotten meat because she wanted to prove a point, that she had been having intestinal problems for three days. FML

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Levi2411 41

Sunday 23 September 2018 17:32

He needs a warning sign: Welcome to the gas chambers

Mungolikecandy 19

Sunday 23 September 2018 20:16

If this new medicine is causing significant incidents of incontinence it does not sound like it is working.

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Levi2411 41

Sunday 23 September 2018 17:32

He needs a warning sign: Welcome to the gas chambers

tre tre 5

Sunday 23 September 2018 17:35

That's hilarious

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 23 September 2018 17:48

At least your dad has a sense of humor about his disease. They say laughter is the best medicine — it’s certainly better than the one that’s causing him to shit his pants. Pro-tip: head to a surplus store for a gas mask.

Lonneke Hofstee Dünki 3

Sunday 23 September 2018 17:55

https://www.walgreens.com/store/c/walgreens-anti-diarrheal-caplets/ID=prod6102113-product One each day and he has no more problems

alycion 38

Monday 24 September 2018 3:14

Yeah, that doesn’t work for many Gastro issues and cab actually be very dangerous for long term use with certain conditions. I would also imagine otc meds were tried first.