Transportation: Today, I took a trip to Wal-Mart. There's a car wash that they...

By dave - 27/10/2009 15:36 - United States

Today, I took a trip to Wal-Mart. There's a car wash that they conveniently built right outside of this Wal-Mart. So as I was leaving, I decided to make use of this car wash, not even thinking about the $200 worth of groceries I had just purchased. I drive a pick-up truck. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 757

You deserved it 68 639

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By whoops - 11/04/2009 20:43 - United States

Today, I was on my way home from work and decided to stop at the grocery store. I purchased $200 in groceries and went to put them in my car. I then realized I drove my motorcycle today. FML

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You deserved it 88 787

By kaydebug - 15/08/2018 03:30

Today, while doing self-checkout at Walmart, the cap of my laundry detergent came off as I scanned it and dumped all over me. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2009 04:38 - United States

Today, I went to the mall with a couple of friends. While walking through the parking lot, we saw a very dirty car. You couldn't even see the inside of the car through the windows. I thought it would be funny to trace on the window, "Wash Me." After doing so, the driver got out of the car. FML

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You deserved it 65 449

Non perishable goods

By Anonymous - 04/08/2023 03:00 - United States

Today, I'm on a road trip with my wife and in-laws. After 8 hours of driving we stopped at a hotel to rest overnight. I was elected to go to the grocery store to get dinner. While I was gone, they ate at a restaurant without me. I spent $80 on groceries for the trash can. FML

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You deserved it 129

Charity

By fail - 26/04/2009 05:38 - United States

Today, I worked a carwash as a fundraiser. Being nice, I figured I'd bring my car, get it washed, and donate some money. When it was my car's turn to be washed, everyone was conveniently busy washing other cars. My car was in front and needed to be washed and moved. I paid $10 to wash my own car. FML

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You deserved it 11 458

By Anonymous - 23/04/2013 16:06 - United States

Today, I removed the side rails from my truck because I didn't think I really needed them. An hour later, I went to Wal-Mart, forgot they were gone, and busted my ass in public while getting out of my truck. FML

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You deserved it 44 308

By This Guy - 26/09/2011 17:18 - United States

Today, I went to Walmart to pick up some groceries. When I came out, the front end of my car was crushed in. On the window was a note only saying "Sorry I bumped into your car." FML

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You deserved it 2 533

By Why Me - 15/08/2018 04:00

Today, I borrowed my friend's truck to move. After unloading everything, I worked up a killer appetite and went to a drive thru. I found some Germ X in the truck, so I could eat on the way home... or so I thought. It turned out to be anal lube. I covered my hands in it. FML

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You deserved it 669

By wowzers0889 - 28/04/2012 21:21 - United States - New York

Today, I was sent to a customer's house to switch out a washing machine. My boss had assured me that everything I'd need was already in the truck. Halfway there, I ran out of gas and I realized I didn't have the gas card. My boss says it's my fault. FML

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You deserved it 7 535

Bad Day for a Good Boy

By Dakota - 28/09/2017 04:30

Today, on my way home from work, I went to the car wash. When the spray jets hit the car, my dog jumped out of his crate, into the front seat, and onto a button lowering both back windows. I got both an exterior and interior wash. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 929

You deserved it 930

Darthbane2007 17

Tuesday 27 October 2009 19:27

Dumbass. YDI.

Simoxd 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 19:52

At least vegetables are now clean.

Comments

Darthbane2007 17

Tuesday 27 October 2009 19:27

Dumbass. YDI.

NeonBlue 0

Saturday 15 May 2010 6:37

Agreed. Paper or plastic?

ajp156 1

Thursday 27 May 2010 8:32

unless u really didn't have room in the cab of the truck, y would u ever put ******* groceries in the bed of the truck? or atleast have the tynol cover on it? that would have helped....shoulda thought first dumbass

edogy 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 18:14

HOLLLLLLAAAAAYYYYYY FUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK I WOULD ******* DIE

Shy_Anne 10

Saturday 31 August 2013 8:48

OP totally deserves it

lebrockshard 10

Tuesday 27 October 2009 19:34

YDI...idiot!!

Butterbuns 1

Tuesday 27 October 2009 19:37

....this would be worse if most stuff wasn't sealed in plastic and shit, even if it's in cardboard. So really, unless you were buying a lot of unpackaged stuff or something, I don't see a huge issue.

lillyass 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 19:37

moron

Jcat_fml 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 19:41

At least you didn't buy a tv or something. Or even any electronics. Then the # would have been higher. Next time think....

Maxine17 8

Tuesday 27 October 2009 19:42

This is one of the few FMLs recently published that made me laugh

perdix 29

Tuesday 27 October 2009 19:45

I'm very relieved you didn't tell us what state you are in. Texas has been taking a beating today and pick-up trucks and Wal-mart are very popular here.

Halti 4

Sunday 8 July 2012 6:08

legend

Simoxd 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 19:52

At least vegetables are now clean.

lrb081 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 19:55

LOL!!

stain33319 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 20:00

dumb ass redneck

missrawrzy 0

Monday 11 October 2010 15:59

Hey just cause someone drives in a pick up does not mean they are a redneck

amandajlucas2015 2

Wednesday 4 April 2012 21:51

Exactly.. u may want to watch Wut u say especially wen u have no idea Wut u r talkin about.. There is a major difference between trashy rednecks and people who own pickups because they use em for work.. So ya

Dumbass123456789 0

Monday 28 May 2012 1:58

My dad uses a pick up truck because he works in construction, not because he is a redneck, next time you want to post an ignorant comment why don't you think about it before you press send