Not now!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Arlington

Spicy
Today, I realized that the smell of chlorine has started to turn me on, probably because my girlfriend has an indoor pool in her house. Guess who works as a swim instructor. FML
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TwoOneFive 11

Let free willy swim!!

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DocBastard 38

You'd better strap that shit down, son. Or make sure your pool water is as cold as possible to ensure maximum shrinkage.

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PenguinBitch 43

Use this as an advantage. Use it as a "fin" whenever someone wants to race you.

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perdix 29

Pope Emeritus Benedict? Mitt Romney? Lance Armstrong? These are three guys with time on their hands, so I'm guessing that one of these could have become a swim instructor. This is a real head-scratcher!

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Catkam623 27

This is the first one of your comments that makes absolutely no sense to me

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Epikouros 31

Read the FML again, and take it literally. Perdix is too subtle for this crowd ;)

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Catkam623 27

Oh key word "guess who" the time on their hands threw me off.

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countryrose92 23

Every time you smell chlorine, flick your self, you'll condition yourself to have pain not pleasure around chlorine, and then tell your girl no more sex in pool. Causes yucky infections anyways.

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suboy 10

Unless hes into that type of thing.

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PipingMouse 14

Yeah, you don't want the parents to think you get a boner while you teach their children...

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perdix 29

I hear Clorox makes a lube --look into it.

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crazytwinsmom 25

...at her house.

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QQmore_fml 18

I really hope you're a swim instructor for adults...FYL

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Supganosh 2

The more chlorine you can smell, the dirtier the pool..

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