Not now!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Arlington

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Today, I realized that the smell of chlorine has started to turn me on, probably because my girlfriend has an indoor pool in her house. Guess who works as a swim instructor. FML
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Top comments

TwoOneFive 11

Let free willy swim!!

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DocBastard 38

You'd better strap that shit down, son. Or make sure your pool water is as cold as possible to ensure maximum shrinkage.

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kakaofrost 17

what kind of person has an indoor swimming pool in their house, why not outside?

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fugger973 5

because if it was outside it wouldnt be an INDOOR pool?

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BossPathfinderGM 14

Some people would still like to be able to swim in the event of inclement weather.

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alexafml 5

Someone rich as **** and that lives somewhere cold, i would rather live in a high rise condo with a rooftop pool

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Panda_Shy_Haven 17

Is it the old librarian at the local library?

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InhumanX 7

Try to mentally associate the smell of chlorine to something that doesn't turn you on...

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Mr_Serious 6

your grandmother?

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Bunny21 11

This is a perfect example of classical conditioning lmao

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mintstashinurtea 5

what rich tree did she fall off of? and can I date her too? ;)

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jedawi 13

I don't know why but I find this ridiculous and weird.

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young_weezy_fml 3

you have a gf with an indoor pool and you're telling me fyl? ha

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Thejayzeee 3

Everytime before you start your shift yank your crank mate. Repeat the same during breaks. If the problem still persists, please change the job

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