Not now!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Arlington

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Today, I realized that the smell of chlorine has started to turn me on, probably because my girlfriend has an indoor pool in her house. Guess who works as a swim instructor. FML
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TwoOneFive 11

Let free willy swim!!

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DocBastard 38

You'd better strap that shit down, son. Or make sure your pool water is as cold as possible to ensure maximum shrinkage.

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ReinStrada 4

out of all the human senses the sense of smell is the strongest trigger of memory so I can't say I'm surprised. hope your students don't notice lol

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skyeyez9 24

I love the smell of a campfire, fresh cut grass and lavender.

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kremmel 12

You're a pool instructor with a girlfriend that has an indoor pool. Until she dumps you, don't let me catch you on here again!

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Jakespeed207 4

In the words of Abridged Piccolo: DAMN YOU, PAVLOV!!

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iamthunder 4

No Mrs. Jenkins your son Timmy is not the reason I have a hard on honestly!

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alexafml 5

Oh man, I understand. Some times when I use an older perfume of mine when I spray it, it's like "EX BOYFRIEND EX BOYFRIEND EX BOYFRIEND" lol they say scent is strongly tied to memory

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Lilo4life 26

It's likely your training kids and you need to fix that. Now. Sorry about it bro but no more "fun in the sun" for you and your girlfriend.

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FlashBurn 13

I know, right?! I worked as a lifeguard at a pool. Awesome job, but once that chlorine does that...

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