Gross, Dentist and Health: Not so white lie - FML

Not so white lie

By mintyfresh - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to lie to my dentist about how often I brush my teeth. I honestly don't remember the last time I did. FML

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biancagolden 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 9:51

That is actually disgusting. Also, of course YDI. Yuck.

BellaMuerte_fml 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 9:52

That's really, really gross. My five year old sister knows to brush her teeth every day. That's just ridiculous, and completely unhygienic of you, OP. Dental health equates to overall health, you really should work on the whole dental hygiene thing.

Comments

Quadraxis86 10

Friday 5 July 2013 22:37

i have to say, i normally brush every other day or maybe three or four days apart, but when i do, i brush very well so its not too bad. but if u mean like u havent brushed ur teeth since last week, then thats really gross.

Esma_fml 10

Wednesday 2 October 2013 4:04

Your disgusting

tanzie169 2

Tuesday 21 January 2014 5:23

Ick ick ick.... you are disgusting.

DestinyNiya 33

Wednesday 23 April 2014 21:26

How can one not brush their teeth!? I cannot even drink water before brushing!

runawaybitch7 6

Friday 30 May 2014 10:19

That is just gross

ilovemyhorse17 13

Friday 18 July 2014 7:48

That's discusting. It's not FML it's "I'm So Gross." The I'm is you.

fantasyworld 37

Monday 3 November 2014 13:42

That's gross.

itssoratchet 10

Wednesday 17 December 2014 8:23

yuck

BaDumTsss_fml 23

Saturday 14 February 2015 10:58

Ya nasty

bassfisher100 23

Tuesday 3 March 2015 2:45

you are one nasty ************

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