Not so white lie

By mintyfresh - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to lie to my dentist about how often I brush my teeth. I honestly don't remember the last time I did. FML
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biancagolden 0

That is actually disgusting. Also, of course YDI. Yuck.

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BellaMuerte_fml 0

That's really, really gross. My five year old sister knows to brush her teeth every day. That's just ridiculous, and completely unhygienic of you, OP. Dental health equates to overall health, you really should work on the whole dental hygiene thing.

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shrdlu 28

I thought everybody lied about how often they brushed and flossed. Just not to the extent the OP does.

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Hilljack3 2

Thats gotta be the nastiest thing I've ever heard!!?

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marscm55 11

Too bad you can't lie to your dentist. They do know when someone is taking proper care of their dental hygiene.

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kyliemckee 3

that's not disgusting

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p888 0

I hope you're a fish. They have like a five second memory

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EffYoLife 14

You're disgusting! Great way to protect your virginity btw.

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