Not so white lie

By mintyfresh - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to lie to my dentist about how often I brush my teeth. I honestly don't remember the last time I did. FML
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biancagolden 0

That is actually disgusting. Also, of course YDI. Yuck.

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BellaMuerte_fml 0

That's really, really gross. My five year old sister knows to brush her teeth every day. That's just ridiculous, and completely unhygienic of you, OP. Dental health equates to overall health, you really should work on the whole dental hygiene thing.

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NutellaCongress 10

I get how it's gross. But everyone doesn't need to be so mean to this guy

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newtisbae 11

And you're username is mintyfresh? Right~

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millsjoshua949 12

Ewwww. That is just gross. And guess what? As soon as he looked in your mouth he knew you were lying. YDI

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Annies 17

I can only hope you just have memory issues.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

That is freaking disgusting. What is wrong with you? If you're that bad with your teeth, I can only imagine how bad you are with other basic forms of human hygiene. Blech.

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