Not so white lie

By mintyfresh - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to lie to my dentist about how often I brush my teeth. I honestly don't remember the last time I did. FML
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biancagolden 0

That is actually disgusting. Also, of course YDI. Yuck.

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BellaMuerte_fml 0

That's really, really gross. My five year old sister knows to brush her teeth every day. That's just ridiculous, and completely unhygienic of you, OP. Dental health equates to overall health, you really should work on the whole dental hygiene thing.

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kissmyass23 6

Don't worry, your dentist knows you're lying!

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Migole 36

Ewww, this is so disgusting >.< Your mouth must stink like hell... Do you have friends or a job?? That poor dentist... I can't imagine how it must look inside there... Normal people usually brush their teeth extra good right before going there so he won't have to look at your left-over meal.

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mjmlacrosse 2

Hey, me too, and also half of America!

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restl3ss 6

That's ******* disgusting. I mean I know my dental hygiene isn't ideal but I still brush my teeth every day when I wake up, I can't stand it if I don't, it just feels baaad, brush your ******* teeth I mean seriously

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gabbie0415 3

Don't go kissing anyone with that mouth!

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duckfan4life 1

Ratchet and nasty

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efelsh 14

If you can't remember the last time you brushed your teeth you probably shouldn't be going to the dentist or living life for that matter. You're disgusting

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