Awkward and Love: Not the expected response

Not the expected response

By teejayrn - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him for the first time. His response was to smile and pat me on the head. FML

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imustbeinsane 2

Saturday 17 December 2011 12:10

Im sorry but better that than him lying

A100893 30

Saturday 17 December 2011 12:12

Who's a good girl? You are, oh yes you are!

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th3hardrocker 12

Saturday 17 December 2011 19:57

Well now you know how he feels

pinkWabbits 0

Saturday 17 December 2011 20:36

I'm sorry about that, but I agree with #5 just give him some time. And at least he wasn't an ass about it. :)

Humanspider 18

Saturday 17 December 2011 20:56

I have actually done this before. I was not trying to be mean, but I could not lie to the girl and say I loved her back.

caysters 12

Saturday 17 December 2011 20:57

How long have you even been dating? Many guys take longer to feel the same way, and even if they do, they won't admit it.

KiddNYC1O 20

Saturday 17 December 2011 21:21

Think twice before using the L word.

Namenlos_fml 20

Saturday 17 December 2011 21:34

If you really love him then it's enough that you expressed yourself. NEVER expect a like response. It's wrong to pressure someone you love.

StephanyTheSheep_fml 4

Saturday 17 December 2011 21:42

Ouch...

TaraFerrell 0

Saturday 17 December 2011 22:36

Speak!

imanegg098 6

Saturday 17 December 2011 23:17

Are you a human or a pet?

SwaggaKing322 0

Saturday 17 December 2011 23:20

Lol that's retarded

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