Love, Cheating and Insulting: Not what you think

Not what you think

By WhataStrangeTripThisIs - 03/06/2021 11:01

Today, I got an unexpected call from my ex who I'd had been missing. He repeatedly called me a whore for having multiple hotel rooms in the last couple of weeks. I had them because I got a promotion at work and have been working out of town frequently. FML

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By DumpedHisAss - 14/10/2009 15:19 - United States

Today, I got a phone call from my boyfriend, who screamed at me for being a f-ing liar and never taking time for him. He'd called my work and knew I wasn't there as I said I'd be. He was right - I was lying. I'd been driving for the past 10 hours to his family's beach house to surprise him. FML

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By scumbag - 05/11/2009 10:12 - United States

Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML

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Slipping

By Anonymous - 30/07/2021 20:01

Today, I called one of my coworkers to ask him where he was, because I needed him to come downstairs. After 2 minutes of yelling on the phone to come downstairs, I realized I'd called the wrong person, and was actually on the phone with my ex-boyfriend, who took me 6 months to get over. FML

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By Anna - 02/07/2009 13:31 - United States

Today, I called back a number I recently missed a call from. To my surprise, it was the number of my boyfriend's fiancé. I've been with him 4 years, he's been with her for 6. Turns out, not only is he a cheating jerk, but technically I'M the other woman. FML

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By loving grandaughter - 27/11/2010 11:28 - United States

Today, after months of cooking breakfast, lunch, and dinner for my husband's grandmother due to her getting a hip replacement, I overheard her calling me a whore over the phone from the next room. FML

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By Stranded - 17/07/2009 07:58 - United States

Today, I got back from a romantic vacation at a fancy hotel with my boyfriend of 6 months. After a steamy love session, I confessed that I was in love with him. Later, when I got out of the shower, all his stuff was gone and I was stuck with the entire week's hotel cost and no ride home. FML

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Great planning

By TheBaconater - 03/02/2013 16:22 - United States - Baraboo

Today, I woke up to a voicemail from my manager saying I had the day off. Excited, I made plans with my friends. A few minutes ago I got a call from my other manager yelling at me for not showing up, and the original manager revealed he had me confused with another girl. FML

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By Inga44 - 23/07/2009 23:25 - United States

Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past 4 months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML

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By Cissy - 27/12/2018 00:00

Today, my former coworker called to ask if he could get it on with my ex-husband. The same ex I was married to for 20 years without knowing anything about his other life. I've been replaced by an overweight, middle-aged furry. FML.

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Sneaky sneaky...

By Snowflakepandi - 01/09/2017 13:00

Today, while on vacation, I found out that my boyfriend moved out. He had claimed that he couldn't come with me because his boss messed up his time off request, and for the last two days he said he'd been "cleaning". FML

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Ellimac21 14

Thursday 3 June 2021 11:29

Well now you know why he is an ex... Seriously he sounds like a scumbag and you shouldn't really miss him... Also, how does he know you went to hotels multiple times? Did you post it on social media or does he actually have access to your bank account?

hope jm 5

Thursday 3 June 2021 14:00

stop missing him immediately! classic red flag of an emotionally abusive and over controlling person. run, don't walk, and never look back. you dodged a major bullet. keep it that way. good luck.

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Ellimac21 14

Thursday 3 June 2021 11:29

WhataStrangeTripThisIs 23

Saturday 12 June 2021 0:48

He admitted to stalking my fb even though I think he has me blocked. I had posted that I was happy about my new promotion, but staying out of town by myself right after a breakup was kinda depressing.

hope jm 5

Thursday 3 June 2021 14:00

stop missing him immediately! classic red flag of an emotionally abusive and over controlling person. run, don't walk, and never look back. you dodged a major bullet. keep it that way. good luck.

cuz803 44

Thursday 3 June 2021 14:55

Okay it's time to put him in his place: Since he repeatedly called you to ridicule him, clap back at his jealous ass by rubbing your promotion in his face while taunting him for being a jealous destitute manchild. Tell him his checks are tiny and low quality which is equivalent to his endowment. Let him also know he can't literally can't live without you because he's looking to survive on your payroll. Also tell him to get over his obsession over you because he harassed you with rude phone calls. Clearly he still wants you and your big checks. Then block his PN and all his socials...or simply just block him at the start if you don't feel like getting dirty :)