Management, Awkward and Work: Great planning

Great planning

By TheBaconater - 03/02/2013 16:22 - United States - Baraboo

Today, I woke up to a voicemail from my manager saying I had the day off. Excited, I made plans with my friends. A few minutes ago I got a call from my other manager yelling at me for not showing up, and the original manager revealed he had me confused with another girl. FML

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By Paul - 02/05/2013 01:52 - United States

Today, my boss called me into his office. After yelling and firing me, his assistant comes in telling him he had mistaken me for someone else. He did not give me my job back, as he claimed it would make an awkward work environment. FML

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By Nice - 28/07/2024 13:00 - United States - Steele

Today, I got roped into work on my day off because the two new guys weren't showing up. My boss promised that I would get tomorrow off if I did, so I said okay. However, as soon as I came in and got all ready to go, guess who came in? FML

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By faeliality - 18/04/2016 08:39 - United States

Today, my boss called me and asked why I haven't been showing up to work. I didn't show up because he fired me last week over the phone. Then he fired me again for not showing up to work. FML

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Piss poor management

By God dammit - 27/04/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, my boss called on my day off and told me to come to work. She neglected to tell me that it was simply to give me my recent paycheck after it got lost, but then she said, "Since you showed up in uniform, you might as well clock in for today. The new guy no-showed again." FML

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Oh, hai!

By Anonymous - 25/05/2020 20:00

Today, sleeping in a little late, I was woken up by my phone. Still tired, I quickly checked the display to realize it was my girlfriend calling. I pick up the phone saying, "Hey baby girl!" She seemed pretty startled, so I double-checked and realized it was my new boss, who has the name as my girlfriend. FML

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By hatemyjob - 27/10/2009 04:04 - United States

Today, I arrived at work and was immediately given a disciplinary write-up for being two hours late for my shift. Apparently the manager had changed my schedule that morning and failed to tell me. FML

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Pleased to meet you

By Noname - 16/02/2009 18:23 - United States

Today, I went in for my second day working at my internship. My bosses greeted me and told me we were going to have a meeting. The meeting was about the drunk voicemails I left them on Saturday. FML

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By Shitty Boss Shitty Job - 15/06/2013 05:41 - United States - Davenport

Today, I woke up at 5:30 and made the half hour drive to work only to find out that it was my day off. After finally getting back home and into bed, my boss called, requesting that I come back to work since I was "already up". FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 05:22 - United States

Today, I got a call from the Hollister manager yelling at me for not showing up for work that night. I was never informed I got the job. I missed my first day of work. FML

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By stuck - 11/08/2010 12:01 - Australia

Today, because the two other managers decided to go on a spa day together, I had to stay at work despite the fact I spent most of the day throwing up in the bathroom. They called me to say what a good day they had. FML

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killmoose 5

Sunday 3 February 2013 18:46

If the boss confesses to making a mistake, you should be forgiven

notjanedoe 27

Sunday 3 February 2013 18:46

Good grief, one should think a bit of internal communication isn't too much to ask before they start yelling at the employees.

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Zestus 19

Sunday 3 February 2013 18:46

Contact the other girl and wear the exact same stuff/do your hair the same way and confuse the shit out of them for laughs

Pleonasm 35

Sunday 3 February 2013 18:56

I'm sure that'll fix everything for her, then.

jayleensmama 14

Monday 4 February 2013 7:36

Yeah... because they're twins so that would work. ::eyeroll::

alfakennybody 10

Sunday 3 February 2013 18:46

Hope your not fired

ShannyAK 16

Sunday 3 February 2013 18:56

Yeah honestly if it was a mistake or not op shouldnt get fired

sux4u121 10

Sunday 3 February 2013 19:11

OP had a job aaaannnnnddd it's gone.

ShannyAK 16

Sunday 3 February 2013 19:42

Well actually we dont know that because op never said she got fired just yelled at which she doesnt deserve

red_headforlife 15

Sunday 3 February 2013 21:46

You're* sorry guys had to.

killmoose 5

Sunday 3 February 2013 18:46

If the boss confesses to making a mistake, you should be forgiven

ICastillo 24

Sunday 3 February 2013 19:36

She should just show the voice mail to the dick head boss who was yelling at her.

notjanedoe 27

Sunday 3 February 2013 18:46

Good grief, one should think a bit of internal communication isn't too much to ask before they start yelling at the employees.

Crzysht96 3

Sunday 3 February 2013 18:49

You have the voice mail. I wouldn't worry about your job.

Amama_fml 30

Monday 4 February 2013 0:22

If it was me, I would be screwed because I always delete voicemails after listening to them.

ladylilly25 20

Sunday 3 February 2013 18:50

The immediate response was to start yelling? Sounds like someone needs their own day off...

carry_on 19

Sunday 3 February 2013 18:50

I hope the 'original manager' has a pair of balls and owns up!

igive 29

Sunday 3 February 2013 19:39

They did, they admitted it.

cmbar831 14

Sunday 3 February 2013 18:52

You should take the day off anyway

landon_loe11 16

Sunday 3 February 2013 18:54

If you'd calmly explain yourself I'm sure all would be forgiven.

perdix 29

Sunday 3 February 2013 18:55

Your managers need to get their shit together and the douche that yelled at you needs to apologize for the other guy's error. Then, you need to take a paid sick day for the stress caused by your undeserved reprimand.