Sex and Work: Now you know

Now you know

By foolishgirl - 25/02/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I emailed my boyfriend from work. Out of habit, I absent-mindedly entered my department into the "From" field. My boyfriend didn't notice when he replied. Now my entire department knows I want to "drop to my knees and suck him when I get home." And he plans to "finish on my face." FML

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By mjbx - 01/01/2012 19:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to write a romantic email to my boyfriend describing how much I love and miss him. An hour later, I got an email back saying, "I think we need to discuss this." It seems I sent it to my teacher by mistake. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 851

You deserved it 15 995

By blackberrybummer - 25/07/2010 05:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided he would do his job while I did my "job" on top of him. He whips out his Blackberry and completely ignores me to send e-mails to co-workers reminding them about the 10 a.m. meeting scheduled for the next morning. FML

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You deserved it 5 649

By fmylife117 - 17/02/2011 18:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend renamed all the contacts in my phone to see if I'd notice. Thanks to him, I've been sending dirty texts to my boss. The worst part is my boss was responding back. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 393

You deserved it 6 162

By Anonymous - 30/04/2009 16:54 - United States

Today, my coworker sent an email to the whole company asking us to fill in a survey. I've been secretly seeing her for two months, so I responded with "sure thing baby, and by the way I ran out of condoms, can you bring more for tonight?" I accidentally hit reply all. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 016

You deserved it 91 932

By Anonymous - 18/11/2010 01:42 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend likes to show his female co-workers his dick, by emailing them pictures of it. I found out when he included my email address in with theirs. FML

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You deserved it 3 081

Forwarded

By Anonymous - 18/11/2010 16:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend emailed me this morning to let me know that he had forwarded the joke that I had sent to him to all of his workmates and friends. He was quickly given the heads-up by one of his friends that all of our intimate emails from the day were also included. I'm dating a dumbass. FML

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You deserved it 7 759

Whatsapp? Not much

By Cat - 12/04/2019 19:00 - Greece - Athens

Today, I was Whatsapping my boyfriend, as I am away for work. Before talking to him, I texted my work group I wasn’t feeling well after they invited me out. As I was chatting with what I thought was my boyfriend, I said, “I want your penis inside me.” And then realized I'd texted my work group. FML

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You deserved it 3 748

By McKenna - 16/07/2011 04:10 - United States

Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 377

You deserved it 17 915

By helpme - 25/09/2015 13:46 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 358

You deserved it 7 777

By Peter Steele love - 18/10/2015 00:49 - United Kingdom - Clevedon

Today, I was sexting my boss. I realised that I wasn't texting my boyfriend after I'd sent 2 nudes, and received many sexually provocative responses. FML

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You deserved it 19 032

haygurlhay 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 23:15

No sympathy from me. You should know better than to send emails like that.

genius_man16 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 23:17

perhaps texting would have been a better choice?

Comments

MajorTom85 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 23:13

Bummer. Like someone else already said, maybe they won't know it came from you. And if they do, maybe they'll just all pretend they didn't get it.

robodoll 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 1:01

Who uses the FROM field???

technobutterfly 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 22:25

Clever.

godhelpme92 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 7:29

Nice one..

eastbaydad 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 6:13

Every guy in your department now wishes he was with u and every girl hates you...way to take it on the chin at work and in the face at home...you r a champ

Dracula212 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 3:53

that is pretty good. but it's natural I would worry about it you just made a few guys horny and a few chicks pissed off at you

MorlekEngel 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 1:08

Silly bitch, got what you deserved, hope be was a good duck though!

Ucla_cupcake 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 7:08

That's why I DON'T send my bf anything hahaha

Bucinka 5

Saturday 12 September 2009 19:38

You're lucky you still have a job. A certain amount of personal e-mail is expected in most American work e-mail environments, but you have some poor ethics to be using the same e-mail for work and personal. Yahoo!, Gmail, and Hotmail are free. How about using one of those accounts for your personal sluttiness?