By Joe - 25/02/2009 19:05 - United States

Today, I had the cops called on me because I accidentally texted "I'm going to kill you and use your head as hood ornament" to my ex-fiancé, instead of my best friend. I only texted that because he got a better grade on an exam than me. Now I have a court date. FML
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genius_man16 0

So, this seems to be a common "FML" theme, but how in the hell do you 'accidentally' text someone? Maybe my phone is just awesome, but i find it quite impossible to text the wrong person... >.>

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genius_man16 0

So, this seems to be a common "FML" theme, but how in the hell do you 'accidentally' text someone? Maybe my phone is just awesome, but i find it quite impossible to text the wrong person... >.>

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weavermycutecat 0

why would you even text that in the first place at ALL? that wouldnt even be funny as a joke!

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hannahtaskey 9

It's easy in most phones. Especially when they're touch screen because your fingers slip all the time!

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gummybear1996 13

My phone is glitchy. Sometimes I click on a conversation with one person, and it brings me to a completely different conversation. I've sent a few texts to the wrong number because I was being careless and didn't read the last bit of the conversation. Luckily, they were all pretty innocent.

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Amkii 0

OK, I must admit, I lol'd. This is awesome. Not the court date and police, but your threat! I'm so saying that to someone next time I get pissed! #2 - I agree!

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Tri_fml 5

#2 - Normally includes alcohol. Also a lot of people just get into a routine, if it's a very recent break up: chances are his fiance was the person he texted most, so it's almost like a reflex to select them in the phonebook. I've done it before, but somehow managed to text the person I intended to text, and my ex girlfriend. Was very odd.

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uh_oh 0

#2, I've done it before too (only a few times, but it's happened). Especially if the person you accidentally texted is right above/below the person you meant to text in your address book. Once I tried to text "Brad (my brother) is being a douche" to my best friend. Unfortunately I was thinking "Brad" instead of my friend's name, and sent the text to him. Fail. Lol

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grantataylor1 0

just don't have her number in your phone. screw her.

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kpk5054 0

I have "recently sent contacts" option on my phone. Far too many times I texted the wrong person. Thank God it wasn't anything serious like this though. I laughed at your diss, too, because it sounds like something I would say to my best friend.

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jm88 0

If it's like my phone, he may have a list of people you've recently texted. I've had some close calls... no FML stories, but very close calls.

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alwaysalady 0

My husband and my husband's friend are right next to each other alphabetically, his friend first. I have clicked too fast and texted (?) things to my husband's friend that he shouldn't have seen. It happens.

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