O face

By Anonymous - 25/04/2015 17:32 - United States

Spicy
Today, I orgasmed in front of someone for the first time. Too bad it was my dad who didn't knock before coming in. FML
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KK3137 31

So I guess you both came in the wrong place at the wrong time..

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KuronoEru 26

I'm sorry that you have to avoid your dad for the rest of your life now..

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eddy1965 6

Tell him you were doing laundry. It was a light load so you did it by hand.

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False_Stupidity 41

If OP is male, then he definitely "squirted". There's no gender icon and the name is anonymous so who knows?

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Ramos808 29

Is OP a boy or girl? It's extremely awkward either way, but I'm just wondering

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siggy_mcsigx 22

Did he come to investigate because you were making lots of noise leading up to it? And I hope you were under a blanket. Either and anyway, fyl.

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WCARlover 34

I don't know if I've ever been more embarrassed for someone in my whole life than I am right now

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DaRito 25

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Aimeejasmine 15

They deserve being walked in on? What kind of victim blaming bullshit is that, lots of teenagers aren't allowed locks on their doors

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toaster87 19

Atleast it wasn't your uncle would bang you senseless if you weren't related

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cari_cat 19

I think you'll both feel so awkward that you can just avoid each other for a few days and luckily not have to have a conversation about this. He'll just know to knock from now on

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travellingfun 18

To be honest even if he did knock, it was probably already too late.

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