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By Anonymous - 25/04/2015 17:32 - United States

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Today, I orgasmed in front of someone for the first time. Too bad it was my dad who didn't knock before coming in. FML
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KK3137 31

So I guess you both came in the wrong place at the wrong time..

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KuronoEru 26

I'm sorry that you have to avoid your dad for the rest of your life now..

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veryunhappygirl 7

Why would you ********** while people are home? If I have to then I at least wait till like 1 am so I know they aren't going to walk in

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wtffml1979 22

Do you really time out your masturbation? Well tonight at 1:25 I'm going to **********. Smh Sometime your horny and you have to relieve the pressure. Not saying waking down a busy sidewalk. But if your at HOME in YOUR bedroom and you feel like pleasuring yourself then that's perfectly ok in your room. Obviously you need to take appropriate pre action. ie. Lock door, bathroom, I dunno closet? Where ever, but timing masturbation leads to timing sex when married and that doesn't sound good. Later life could be ruined already and not know it. To sum it up, ********** when and whenever you want, legally of course.? ✊

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wtffml1979 22

Hence the name- veryunhappygirl. ********** more often in a whim. Then your new. Some will be- veryhappygirl

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cjfred 13

OP, care to follow up with your dad's reaction? I'm sure plenty of inquiring minds want to know. As a dad myself, I have no idea what I'd do with that; make a joke, or shut the door and forever pretend that it didn't happen.

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wtffml1979 22

Being a dad myself of this age kids. Well only one but two more to follow. I would shut the door and give them time to see what they say if anything. Follow their lead with it. Hopefully one day it can be a joke. I was busted myself when I was younger. It's been made funny a couple times. It's life. We all do it, some much much more than others lol but it's natural....and fun

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TabooSushi 24

Locks. A chair under the handle. A heavy chest in front of the door. These are all your friend. Learn them, love them.

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cappellaaa 23

OMG! That's prob the most awkward thing that could ever happen. Sorry op!

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Wolfipoo 31

I don't even know how to say this better, but OP, you might want to avoid eye contact for a while.

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Camo23 21

Well now you know it cant get much more awkward

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mattrd_fml 31

is op a guy or girl? I think this would be more mortifying for a girl, but still embarrassing either wah.

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munchly 17

Your poor dad... I'm sure he'll never walk in like that again p

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