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By superclutz - 07/07/2009 02:09 - United States

Today, I left something in my boss's office. The door was closed which usually means she isn't in there, so I asked her coworker/friend for the key. When I opened the door, she screamed at me to get out of there. Turns out, she has just stopped breastfeeding her son and was pumping her breasts. FML

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You deserved it 21 179

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By blargh - 03/10/2013 17:39 - Russian Federation - Moscow

Today, at work, I was taking a woman's measurements while she held her screaming baby. To silence the infant, she whipped out her breast right there and started feeding him. Moments later, he puked breast milk all over my desk. FML

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You deserved it 4 055

Not cool

By Wet - 21/06/2023 15:00

Today, a woman started breastfeeding her infant in a restaurant. Disgusted, I told her to take it to the bathroom, as I was eating. In response, she squirted me with milk then went back to ignoring me. FML

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You deserved it 3 942

By Scott - 15/09/2011 07:34 - United States

Today, I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts. FML

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You deserved it 6 420

Toxic workplace

By Anonymous - 19/04/2021 01:00 - United States - Cabot

Today, I quit my job because I wasn't given the time or space to pump for my newborn child. I went back to work 4 weeks postpartum, and they suggested I pump in the bathroom, my car or the freezer. FML

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You deserved it 262

By Casuallydying - 28/04/2017 04:00

Today, I went into my boss's office to confront her about not consulting me before switching my shifts with someone else. I left in tears. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 014

You deserved it 588

By WorryNot - 29/12/2016 01:22 - United States - Prescott

Today, I accidentally left a small but very important piece of my breast pump at home. Only ten more hours until the end of my shift. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 818

You deserved it 601

By anonymous - 29/03/2012 15:42 - United States - Houston

Today, my boss pulled me aside to chastise me for being "off task" because I was chatting with a co-worker while working on a project. She then spent a half hour chatting with the same person about what daycare she should go to for her new baby. FML

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You deserved it 2 245

By boobmilk - 08/03/2018 06:00 - United States - Hesperia

Today I left my 8-week-old with my brother so I could return to work. His wife took all the breast milk I'd packed out of the fridge and poured it out. According to her, it was “gross” and she didn’t want it near her food. My son is allergic to formula. FML

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You deserved it 342

By Taylor Page - 19/02/2015 16:24 - United States - Gainesville

Today, my boss used the restroom at work. She returned and told me I needed to go clean the toilet because "someone left a mess in there." It was her mess. FML

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You deserved it 2 536

Come again?

By Alice - 22/07/2009 04:03 - United States

Today, my manager came in and said, "Hey Alice, great job closing so well last night. NOT." and walked off. When I heard the door shut, I said, "And great job being a bitch, you cow." I heard my manager walking back towards me. She wasn't the one who'd left the room. FML

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You deserved it 48 420

RoqueSand 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 9:29

You should've knocked! ydi

the17doctor 12

Tuesday 24 January 2012 11:21

i think 3 was making an erection joke not realising the op is female.

Comments

laur20091 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 16:23

knock knock KNOCK!! awkward moments have happened to me before like that because I didn't knock either

SilverHusky 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 16:46

... the door is there for a reason.. might wanna knock on it sometime- it really helps. ^_^

lastminuteperm 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 17:14

You're an idiot. You don't just open the door no matter if the door closed means she's gone most of the time or not. I hope you get fired, moron.

lastminuteperm 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 17:18

And her baby is on a schedule and needs food when it's lunch time. It's not like they can wait until they get home.

wellchit 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 17:41

doors tend to be closed/locked for a reason ydi

raybury 2

Tuesday 7 July 2009 18:07

1) Always knock when you think someone's not there. 2) No big deal, breast feeding is not something to be embarrassed about. Still, see 1.

stephsteph90 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 18:09

omg. knock.

SomeGuy1234 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 18:17

Knocking on doors is apparently a lost art.

ChocolatexGames 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 19:00

Hey yors both women at least it would be FML/YDI if you were a man. but one day you might have kids and stuff (or you already do) and it is a ....womanly thing so your boss shouldnt be like that! (Yeah...Knock lol)

mcsnelly 5

Wednesday 8 July 2009 4:20

Just because they're both women, it doesn't make it that much less awkward when someone walks in on another person while half-naked...it's not like they're best friends or sisters or something so they might not care if she sees her topless, but it was a coworker so not the same.