Work, Embarrassing and Smoking: Oh, hi y'all! - FML

Oh, hi y'all!

By JC. - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I took a smoke break at work and I noticed a huge zit on my face. I used the reflection from a window to take care of the problem and then realized that there was a staff meeting taking place on the other side. FML

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daddysgirl1993 0

Friday 23 October 2009 7:33

Don't smoke it's bad for you.

redbluegreen 40

Friday 23 October 2009 7:42

Pop goes promotion.

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rosieposie1 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 23:35

eating shit food gives you pimples. hormones give you pimples. stress gives you pimples. theres a myriad of things that give you pimples. if anything, its YDI because they popped a pimple in a public place. not becuse they smoke.

princesssparkles 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 5:36

haha, thats heaps funny! good job.

dont_stop_believ 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 6:13

ydi and don't smoke it's a joke and nit good for u! but seriously who pops zits in windows?!

carross21 0

Monday 13 September 2010 9:57

You deserve it for killing everyone around you with your smoking.

udontknome 0

Monday 13 June 2011 18:06

OP is a ****** idiot for so many reasons.

i_wuz_nver_here 31

Saturday 25 June 2011 2:29

Ydi all the way on so many levels

cwl727 32

Monday 7 April 2014 0:03

ew

deathhill3 40

Thursday 1 January 2015 1:32

How do you not notice that beforehand.

legendof90 14

Saturday 13 February 2016 6:06

No mirrors?

Mal2003 17

Monday 12 March 2018 21:29

always check windows beforehand

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