Oh no

By marriedwithfamily - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went on my honeymoon to Hawaii. My family decided to surprise my new husband and I by joining us on our vacation. FML
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lyndis_fml 0

Have really, really loud sex.

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dcstream 0

My wife's family did this on our first honeymoon; AND they booked rooms on both sides of our room. We had purposely loud sex every morning and night for 2 weeks. EDIT: Only one of their rooms was connected.

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mahabuddha 0

god damn fix your grammar. my husband and me! Not "I"

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1999Brawler 0

Wait... THIS WAS A SIMPSONS EPISODE! I SHIT YOU NOT! Homer and Marge want a second honeymoon so they sneak off and Bart and Lisa get mad thinking they are having a family vacation without the whole family. They fallow them and Homer and Marge sneak somewhere else and Bart and Lisa fallow. They ruin their trip by fallowing them everywhere they run off to and then Marge finally explains it was for her and Homer only.

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mousey167 0

what i can't believe is that you managed to spell follow wrong more than once in the same comment.

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Malkiah 0

You poor people.. FYL x's 10.. *shakes her head*

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majikKat 0

laaaaaaaawlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll. haha that probz sucks eh?

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majikKat 0

Today, i was feeling sick so I decided to make myself a hot chocolate. I reached up into the cupboard and found a musty can labeled 'Cocoa'. I mixed the substance into my milk, sipped it, and threw up. Turns out your not supposed to mix plain cocoa for hot chocolate... FML

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linebacker42 0

look loudest sex possible, get into it, screaming and noises.....that will make them leave for sure (nobody wants to hear their kids f***)

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califormula 0

sounds like an episode of modern family

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