Oh no

By marriedwithfamily - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went on my honeymoon to Hawaii. My family decided to surprise my new husband and I by joining us on our vacation. FML
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lyndis_fml 0

Have really, really loud sex.

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dcstream 0

My wife's family did this on our first honeymoon; AND they booked rooms on both sides of our room. We had purposely loud sex every morning and night for 2 weeks. EDIT: Only one of their rooms was connected.

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QueenOfMelodrama 0

Well that kind of defeats the whole purpose of a honeymoon. I would have a talk with them, explaining the situation and how you appreciate that they want to spend time with you and have a vacation, they can have their OWN vacation because this is your own private time.

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LilaBear 1

Wow... you have a messed up family. Who would WANT to stalk someone on their honeymoon??

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wolfishinsanity 0

Jesus Christ, that sucks ass. I hope you were able to tell them off or at least have ridiculously loud sex or something to get back at them. That just isn't fair. FYL so much. :(

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CynicComedian 2

Is your family Greek or something?

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lovemyfml 0

I really, seriously doubt thsi is real. If your mom and dad were married, they know what you do on a honeymoon, and they wouldn't eb that stupid.

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ceecee794 0

wow your family sounds very dumb don't they get that the point of a honeymoon is to escape from your every day hectic lives, and just spend time with the one person you will be with for the rest of your life?

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xxDestroyer 0

that sucks but I would send them back

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