That ' really does blow!

I would have said uh this is my HONEYMOON- so I hope you guys have a nice vacation but don't bother us- THANK YOU.

It's nice that you tried to use proper grammar unlike most people who post FMLs. But it should be "my family decided to surprise my new husband and me (not 'I')." Sorry to be such an ass. Oh, and that SUCKS!

Is this Morgan dill?

This is just... utterly brutal. FYL, no doubt about it.

wow does your family not understand the concept of HONEYMOON? where newlyweds have sex?????? omg fyl!!

Thats to bad. Maybe talk them into paying for a second honeymoon?(: And #161- I is being used correctly. The sentence itself was fine in grammar. Both me and I can be used, but it is most commonly said I, as it follows another person. (: Just saying.

kill. them. I could TOTALLY see my mum doing this. but my dad would probly veto it knowing I'd be ******* the guys brains out. but still. what a bitch. also, I could see a guy I know and like's mother doing this. except she'd find it hilarious and he'd MURDER her. xD anyways, ULIF. have fun playing cards...or watching movies...whatever you crazy newlyweds do ;)

Fill their bed with spiders while they sleep.

wow that would suck! maybe you could have said something to hem about it