Sex and Love: Oh, so NOW you're listening

Oh, so NOW you're listening

By Anonymous - 08/11/2015 05:28 - United States - Lewes

Today, the only way I could get my boyfriend to come over for a serious discussion was to heavily imply I wanted to talk about having a threesome. In actual fact, I just wanted to break up with him face-to-face, because he barely acknowledges my existence unless he's horny. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 642

You deserved it 2 689

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By knee2tak - 14/03/2009 09:46 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend, "We need to talk." He said, "I know". So we met after school, and he said he was OK with me breaking up with him, that he wasn't that into me either. He said all that before I could tell him that my parents wanted to meet him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 74 361

You deserved it 11 286

Effective

By zstarr - 14/07/2012 11:15 - United States - Rome

Today, I realized my boyfriend uses sex as a way to get me to stop talking. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 621

You deserved it 32 430

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By helplesslover - 04/10/2009 06:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called and said he was stopping by to talk. I didn't understand why he would stop by, so I asked if he was going to break up with me, he said no. Half an hour later, he knocked on my door to break up with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 136

You deserved it 5 753

By Ella - 24/07/2009 02:26 - United States

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML

I agree, your life sucks 64 468

You deserved it 28 231

Nice try

By bonzo - 22/06/2015 14:41 - Australia - Perth

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after I drove two hours to his house, because he wanted to do it face to face. Then told me that if I wanted, we could have sex one last time, but I would have to leave right after, otherwise it would be weird. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 955

You deserved it 2 709

By ihateguys - 26/09/2014 19:13 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I heard my boyfriend talking with my father in the backyard. I thought he was asking for my hand in marriage. He was actually telling him about his plans to break up with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 967

You deserved it 4 007

Protip

By Anonymous - 13/04/2015 01:56 - United States

Today, the only way I can get my boyfriend to do anything is by telling him it's a turn on. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 980

You deserved it 4 441

By theawfulpresent - 30/01/2013 00:28 - United States - Germantown

Today, my boyfriend tried to hypnotize me into breaking up with him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 421

You deserved it 3 448

By justmylife - 21/08/2010 04:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years called my house even though I was with him at the time. He needed to talk to my mom. He asked her to break up with me for him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 740

You deserved it 3 152

Cheeky

By Anonymous - 22/09/2010 08:17 - United States

Today, I got into an argument with my boyfriend, who recently had to move away, about not calling me enough. Apparently his moving had meant that we were now taking a break, he just forgot to talk it over with me. He still wants to visit, and keep the relationship in bed alive though. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 665

You deserved it 4 363

TrippingOnAcid 29

Monday 9 November 2015 0:09

If people would just be clear about what they want so many situations like this could be avoided. Aka if he just wants sex and doesn't care for a relationship he should have been straight up about it instead of leading her on emotionally.

julianbozikovic 20

Monday 9 November 2015 0:10

Good for you OP! You're better off without him.

Comments

Miss_Chevious 37

Monday 9 November 2015 0:29

You've certainly dodged a bullet

maryoo7 11

Monday 9 November 2015 0:33

he's a douche and it's a good thing you broke up with him. you deserve better

DeathofCareBear 21

Monday 9 November 2015 1:07

You don't need him OP.

AninOnin 24

Monday 9 November 2015 1:20

Sorry OP. It'll be alright. You'll find someone who wants to share many aspects of their life (other than solely sex) with you, and are interested in what you want to share too.

tjw1616 21

Monday 9 November 2015 1:34

So why not just text him? If he barely acknowledges you in the first place, meeting him face to face sounds like more than he deserves. Good luck finding someone worth your time!

jerseyjam 1

Monday 9 November 2015 1:39

Just saw an FML in moderation "Today my girlfriend invited me over, implying that we would have a threesome. She then broke up with me" Why did I know I would see this.