Protip

By Anonymous - 13/04/2015 01:56 - United States

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Today, the only way I can get my boyfriend to do anything is by telling him it's a turn on. FML
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noberg 14

"Damn, just the way you clean those dishes"

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Comments

Nailpolishaholic 20

That's a clever one, at least he cares if you're turned on. :p

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Dreamsorrow93 24

Well if the girl is turned on then he more than likely going to get laid. He thinks with his penis not his brain... That's prolly why this works.

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krazayman 18

#18 is sorta right. If I think it will make her feel good or happy I'm for it. But that's just me.

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Rainbow2Cloud 12

Even vacuuming and washing dishes must be a turn on.

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lexos 16

Seriously? He's just a lazy bastard that only does things to get laid.

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LittleBastard 20

-Blares Sirens- weeoo weeoo we got a fiesty one over here.

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Soloman212 28

#21 please learn to respect fellow commenters and ask for permission before using the reply button.

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Rkikkas9713 25

I want to point out #36 is making a joke here, as I do not want this funny comment to be downvoted.

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DragonPorn 15

#28 Nothing more annoying than a teenage girl. When someone doesn't agree, "Did I ask for your opini-" Kill yourself.

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lexos 16

#28 You shouldn't post on public sites where everyone can answer if you can't handle some feedback.

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Ang3lofd3ath167 18

Seriously? You're gonna tell someone to kill themself? How would you feel if someone close to you killed themself? I'm sure you wouldn't ever say that again

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Charles900 16

Wow, how lazy can someone be?

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warsun 27

"Babe can you take the trash out? It's a huge turn on ;)"

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Miss_Whipped 43

I agree wholeheartedly with this comment.

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bdsmslave 18

So do I... on so many different levels.

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Miss_Whipped 43

Lol. So when I comment I get downvoted and when you do, you don't. Pretty sure there's a bit of a level of unfair here. :)

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thecman25 14

Or just nobody likes you

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igg125 30

Good, tell him it's a turn on to take the trash out, do the dishes and any other chores you can think of. Then he'll stop.

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PePziNL 20

"Oh god I'm so dirty, please do me." -The dishes

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kindasortayeah 25

I'm faaaaaaaairly certain he would know what turns him on already.

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