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By Nicks - 03/07/2013 15:10 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my mother-in-lawyer threatened to sue me unless I took my professional wedding photographs off Facebook, as she didn't like that they made her look fat. She is over 300 pounds. FML

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By depressedkiwi - 15/07/2020 08:01

Today, I found out my mother-in-law is trying to force me to lose weight, even though I am trying, and have a medical condition. FML

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By samikai523 - 18/04/2011 20:25 - United States

Today, my sister told me she didn’t want me in her wedding pictures because I looked fat in my bridesmaid's dress. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2012 18:26 - United States

Today, my future mother-in-law started shit-talking me on Facebook, and we got into a heated argument. She called me later in the day, saying I'll be lucky if I ever marry her son and that, "You'll suffer to your last breath." I'm now terrified to set foot outside. FML

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Nice try, Patricia

By Anonymous - 25/08/2022 18:00

Today, my future mother-in-law tried to blackmail me out of the wedding with photographs of me with another man. Her son and I met on a swingers website and we both have multiple sexual partners, so we had to tell her the truth. Awkward doesn’t begin to describe it. FML

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By hate this job - 09/06/2021 19:59

Today, a 300 lb woman caused a huge scene at the public pool where I work. She accused me of fatshaming and swore to sue me for discrimination. I asked her to cover up, as her 3x too small string bikini went against the pool’s dress code. I don’t make the rules, I just have to enforce them. FML

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You deserved it 116

By anonymous - 10/11/2016 14:29 - United States - Lewistown

Today, I was subpoenaed on behalf of my mother-in-law. My husband said if I didn't defend her and consequently lie under oath, our marriage is over. She said, "I can get rid of two problems in one day!" FML

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By brittrod - 05/12/2011 01:13 - United States

Today, when my mother-in-law told me I was losing weight, my husband started laughing. FML

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By wearingashirtatthepool - 09/05/2016 00:04 - United States - East Brunswick

Today, I spent thirty minutes on the phone with my best friend's mom, because her daughter was too afraid to tell me that I'm no longer a bridesmaid at her wedding because I'm too fat. FML

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You deserved it 1 663

By Anonymous - 02/12/2009 21:14 - United States

Today, my lawyer threatened to sue me because I can't afford his bill, which he sent to me after getting me out of a lawsuit. FML

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You deserved it 37 045

By namenlos - 27/05/2012 21:53 - Australia

Today, on Facebook, my sister posted a ton of photos of herself wearing a skimpy bikini, commenting that she looked hideous and fat. I can't stand attention-seeking fuckballs, so I called her on it. My mother then condemned me for "mocking" my sister, and grounded me for an entire month. FML

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SilentScreamer 12

Wednesday 3 July 2013 18:43

She's a huge bitch.

nyrangersfan9 13

Wednesday 3 July 2013 18:43

You can use a feature on Facebook that blocks a certain person from viewing a specific picture. Try that maybe?

Comments

misfortunate17 6

Sunday 7 July 2013 17:27

Hopefully your reply was... “Cuz you are, you LARD ASS!”

JennNoVa 8

Tuesday 9 July 2013 20:38

Edit her face out, but just her eyes so people can still tell it her! What a bitch! Don't let her win!

hrhppg 1

Tuesday 9 July 2013 20:44

Let her sue, she won't win.

mjzgirl1995 6

Wednesday 10 July 2013 4:30

She needs to get over it because that was your wedding day maybe if she lost some weight she wouldn't worry about that.

asia3pea90 13

Wednesday 10 July 2013 15:16

But She is fat...

ShenaniganNinja 20

Wednesday 10 July 2013 21:01

For some reason many people think you can just sue people for any reason at all. That's now how the legal system works.

Thorzix 23

Thursday 11 July 2013 3:50

edit the pictures to put a blur on her face...problem solved. at such a point she'd just make herself look fat AND dumb if she'd sue you.

Heat_Leech 7

Thursday 11 July 2013 19:30

She does realise she cant sue everyone who posts a bad picture of her, right?

Zumiez190 8

Monday 15 July 2013 4:23

Law*

johnkocache 2

Tuesday 16 July 2013 12:55

I'm pretty sure her fat makes her look fat.

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