Open door policy

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, my 24-year-old brother again yelled at me for looking at him while he was on the toilet. It'd be easier not to if he didn't sit on the toilet with the door wide open, and if the bathroom wasn't directly opposite my bedroom. FML
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Aspen_Grace33 27

I've never understood people who use the restroom with the door wide open, yet demand privacy! FYL indeed!

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laughtersplay 14

Op should have some friends, particularly girls, come over next time without his brother's acknowledgement, to make the dumbass embarrassed. Maybe he'll actually learn a lesson

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RetardedPotato 6

It'd be easier not to if he didn't sit on the toilet with the door wide open, and if the bathroom wasn't directly opposite OP's bedroom. - Read the FML.

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Capt_Oblivious 10

Tell him to 'drop' the 'shitty' attitude.

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mbuck87 19

Next time, get up and walk straight over and shut the bathroom door, staring straight into his eyes the whole time

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ICastillo 24

That just makes OP weird for looking him in the eyes while he poops.

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peppermintpink 11

Today, my 24 year old brother beat the shit out of me because I was trying to stare him down and shut the door.in his face while he was taking a shit. FML

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YooEfO 4

I didn't guess it, but maybe he got a text from another girl who is a little less high maintenance and doesn't need to go to a fancy sit down dinner to have fun! If you know what I mean.

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aly_pinay22 8

Have one of your hot girl friends over without him knowing then when he goes number two, have her leave your room for some reason then let's see what happens.

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MisterEx 28

What if he starts playing with himself?

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pieman528 10

Even worse, what of ops younger than 18? Wait, even more worse! What if he still plays with himself after he finds out they're under 18?!

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perdix 29

I understand he makes it easy for you to watch him shit, but why do you do it? Why?!?!?!!?

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perdix 29

That explains the binoculars, the stopwatch and the clipboard.

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procrastinator91 4

Don't you have door to your bedroom? Maybe try closing that?

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KiddNYC1O 20

Maybe her door was closed and she opened it to exit and BOOM... there's her bro taking a shit.

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procrastinator91 4

Loool but the way OP has written it doesn't suggest that they are exiting..

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lilbuni2004 1

Why don't you shut your bedroom door then??

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