Open door policy

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, my 24-year-old brother again yelled at me for looking at him while he was on the toilet. It'd be easier not to if he didn't sit on the toilet with the door wide open, and if the bathroom wasn't directly opposite my bedroom. FML
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Aspen_Grace33 27

I've never understood people who use the restroom with the door wide open, yet demand privacy! FYL indeed!

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laughtersplay 14

Op should have some friends, particularly girls, come over next time without his brother's acknowledgement, to make the dumbass embarrassed. Maybe he'll actually learn a lesson

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bananagrams 9

Get a squirt gun and start using it on him every time he leaves the door open

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Obey_StudBoii 23

Tell him to close the bathroom door then. Problem solved

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peppermintpink 11

If only life were that easy for the younger ones.... OP 's only chance is having a parent talk to the elder one... I mean he is 24, about time he grew up... Would he do that in a public restroom???

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nckjyc 13

I would have just shut the bathroom door for him

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jcamps6 7

State at him uncomfortable until he learns to shut the door when he is taking a crap!

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kickass1234 10

Ya know instead of him only using his hand for jacking off he could use it to shut the door

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danial1214 21

Spray him with air freshener until he closes the door

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