Open door policy

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, my 24-year-old brother again yelled at me for looking at him while he was on the toilet. It'd be easier not to if he didn't sit on the toilet with the door wide open, and if the bathroom wasn't directly opposite my bedroom. FML
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You deserved it 3 747

Top comments

Aspen_Grace33 27

I've never understood people who use the restroom with the door wide open, yet demand privacy! FYL indeed!

laughtersplay 14

Op should have some friends, particularly girls, come over next time without his brother's acknowledgement, to make the dumbass embarrassed. Maybe he'll actually learn a lesson

Comments

Stand in the doorway and stare. Laugh periodically. Mumble loudly. Fart. Eat bananas. He'll be too scared to ever leave the door open again. He may never shit again.

Why? It's not exactly common practice over here, you know. Unless there's a stereotype I'm missing or something.

bingbongbingbong 11
U_GotitDude 18
toalysium 15

Refrigerator + water balloon = problem solved.

hateevryone 14

Why don't he close the damn door? He's the one on the toilet.