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Open door policy

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, my 24-year-old brother again yelled at me for looking at him while he was on the toilet. It'd be easier not to if he didn't sit on the toilet with the door wide open, and if the bathroom wasn't directly opposite my bedroom. FML

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Aspen_Grace33 27

Wednesday 2 January 2013 23:48

I've never understood people who use the restroom with the door wide open, yet demand privacy! FYL indeed!

laughtersplay 14

Thursday 3 January 2013 0:03

Op should have some friends, particularly girls, come over next time without his brother's acknowledgement, to make the dumbass embarrassed. Maybe he'll actually learn a lesson

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Perfectg 9

Thursday 3 January 2013 8:06

Hahaha its his fault

CrazyManNo9 29

Thursday 3 January 2013 8:41

Stand in the doorway and stare. Laugh periodically. Mumble loudly. Fart. Eat bananas. He'll be too scared to ever leave the door open again. He may never shit again.

missnezzy 10

Thursday 3 January 2013 8:56

Knew this would be england

charvisioku 22

Thursday 3 January 2013 10:49

Why? It's not exactly common practice over here, you know. Unless there's a stereotype I'm missing or something.

bingbongbingbong 11

Thursday 3 January 2013 11:22

It turns him on ??

U_GotitDude 18

Thursday 3 January 2013 12:12

Talk about awkward

toalysium 15

Thursday 3 January 2013 14:55

Refrigerator + water balloon = problem solved.

liberty1017 4

Thursday 3 January 2013 15:49

OP, I really sympathise u!

ThePhantomGamer 20

Thursday 3 January 2013 15:51

Why don't you close your door?

BrookeLouisee 4

Thursday 3 January 2013 16:08

That sucks

hateevryone 14

Thursday 3 January 2013 17:25

Why don't he close the damn door? He's the one on the toilet.

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