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By Oldhouse - 22/07/2014 03:46 - United States - Hacienda Heights

Today, I discovered that the odd creaking noise I hear when I walk down the stairs is actually a crack that had been getting larger over the years. I found out when I fell through and plummeted to the stairs below. FML

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By imatotalloser - 28/07/2017 05:00

Today, after months of telling my landlord about the weak floorboards in my living room, I fell through them as I was trying to repair them myself. FML

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Watch your step

By Gary - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I was walking next to this building that was getting renovated, and read a sign that said "Watch out for falling debris at all times." While I was watching out for debris, I fell down a staircase. FML

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Slumming it

By Anonymous - 25/09/2019 12:00 - United Kingdom - Doncaster

Today, my mum and I were moving the last of  my stuff into my new flat when I heard some creaking. The sound was  coming from the bathroom, so I went to check it out. As I stepped  through the door, the floor collapsed and the bathtub and I fell  right through. FML

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By LostSleep - 24/05/2016 21:54 - United Kingdom

Today, I was woken at 4 a.m. by the sounds of someone crashing down the stairs. I scrambled out, still half-asleep, to find out that nobody was in an agonized heap at the bottom. The walls are so thin in my house that I could hear the neighbour falling down HIS stairs. FML

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By flatfoot - 09/08/2012 19:33 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, I discovered the crunching noise your foot will make if you accidentally drop a cement block on it. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2011 21:42 - United States

Today, I was walking through my kitchen when I discovered a weak spot in the floor. Tomorrow, I'm going to have to fix the giant hole caused when I put my foot through it. FML

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Careful

By taob - 20/05/2012 17:11 - China - Nanning

Today, I was walking up some stairs, and I told the guy in front of me to be careful, as the handrail was loose and well-worn. I then put my hand on it, and promptly fell backwards down the stairs with a piece of handrail still in my hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2010 19:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell down the stairs while reading the 'mind your step' sign. FML

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Home Improvement

By Anonymous - 12/12/2020 23:01 - United States - Wilmington

Today, I heard what sounded like an explosion from the basement of my house. Turns out my foundation cracked. FML

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By Eloy Ymer - 22/08/2010 23:51 - Netherlands

Today, I found out I sleepwalk. How you might ask? By awakening the moment just before I fell from the stairs. I was better off sleeping. FML

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demonhunter3220 14

Tuesday 22 July 2014 15:47

You know, they say 72% of stair accidents happen on stairs.

teentee401 36

Tuesday 22 July 2014 15:43

Ouch! Hope you and your house are okay, OP.

Comments

Liiiiiiiiike 15

Wednesday 23 July 2014 6:47

Lol

MissSatan 16

Wednesday 23 July 2014 8:52

I warned you about stairs bro

doctorhook86 24

Wednesday 23 July 2014 15:35

Silly OP, everybody knows you should always have a thief with you to detect traps when exploring old houses.

tukies 28

Wednesday 23 July 2014 16:07

Well time to get my creaky stairs looked at.

meepingoreos 6

Wednesday 23 July 2014 20:30

Time to check for the creaks in my house.

Lolgrrl 20

Thursday 24 July 2014 8:29

Hope your okay and guys stop cracking jokes I'm sure it was just a moment of weakness.

abbey728 16

Thursday 24 July 2014 21:03

That, my friend, is unfortunate.

LunarServant 10

Monday 28 July 2014 5:23

My stairs just creaked. I'm afraid to move

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