Health: Ouch

Ouch

By xJade2012x - 24/11/2011 07:58 - United States

Today, in my karate dojo, I was being taught how to fall properly. My sensei instructed us not to fall with our hands out because it could sprain our wrists. As I was getting ready to help demonstrate a backwards break fall, I actually fell over. Guess where my hands went. FML

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By inpain - 17/03/2016 04:56 - United States - San Francisco

Today, in my self-defense class, we did an attack simulation. As I began to hit my attacker, my fist hit the top of his helmet, dislocating my shoulder. I then spent the next hour in the ER sobbing until it was popped back in. I need to learn to defend myself against myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2013 04:37 - Canada - Kinburn

Today, I was doing a demonstration in front of my taekwondo class because I'm flexible. Really flexible. I kneed myself in the face and broke my nose. FML

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By dumb dancer - 05/12/2014 01:54 - United States - Saginaw

Today, I injured my knee during dance class. When it started to feel a little bit better, I tried dancing again. I tripped, fell, and broke my wrist. FML

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By taob - 20/05/2012 17:11 - China - Nanning

Today, I was walking up some stairs, and I told the guy in front of me to be careful, as the handrail was loose and well-worn. I then put my hand on it, and promptly fell backwards down the stairs with a piece of handrail still in my hand. FML

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Graceful

By dancer4life - 09/01/2010 03:04 - United States

Today, in ballet class, I was really focusing and actually trying to work hard. I was really getting into the choreography. I was travelling big and leaping long. While going across the floor, again I travelled and leaped… right into the ballet bars and fell over, in front of 35 people. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2019 12:17

Today, I was having motorbike lessons. We were parked by the side of the circuit when one side of my gloves dropped on the ground. I tried to pick it up without getting off the bike. I lost balance, fell off the bike and the bike landed on my leg, trapping me. FML

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By future teacher - 09/07/2015 06:21 - Paraguay - Fernando De La Mora

Today, I was observing a children's class as a part of a training program. The teacher asked me to take one kid to the nurse's office because she wasn't feeling well. As soon as we step outside, I slip and fall down, taking the little girl with me. FML

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I'm fine, this is fine

By Anonymous - 28/10/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, I was at the gym, feeling pretty proud of myself for working out consistently for the past month. As I was about to grab a towel, I tripped and landed face-first into a pile of gym mats. People turned to look, and all I could do was try to laugh it off through the pain of what turned out to be a sprained ankle. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2014 20:45 - United States - Everett

Today, I witnessed my karate instructor whimper and practically piss himself as a guy walked up to him in the street and demanded his wallet. What a total waste of hundreds of dollars' worth of lessons. FML

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By Michael978 - 29/04/2016 03:40

Today, I was teaching a friend to squat. While I was spotting him, he decided it would be a great idea to turn around. This wouldn't have been a problem, if he hadn't hit me in the face with the bar. FML

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docscientist 9

Thursday 24 November 2011 11:50

Up your ass?

MrXerxes5 6

Thursday 24 November 2011 11:54

That awkward moment when your instinct betrays you. :/

Comments

macdaddymady 8

Thursday 24 November 2011 14:35

That was very wristy of you.

Carrotkidd15 5

Thursday 24 November 2011 14:42

I'm still trying to figure out where her hand went...

21jason 9

Thursday 24 November 2011 15:10

Where? I think he forgot the rest of the fml

ElyshaPaige 0

Thursday 24 November 2011 15:42

that's how you fall in Jiu Jitsu... you just need to know when to put out your hands...

Zookslacker905 3

Thursday 24 November 2011 15:43

Karate dojo haha why is there any name for it lol Kung fu dojo, BJJ dojo, taekwondo dojo lol yourso white

truthurt47 0

Thursday 24 November 2011 15:45

Fyl to all of you ppl. Happy gobble day

kickassblackbelt 0

Thursday 24 November 2011 16:15

That sucks! Well at least they know what NOT to do :P

perdix 29

Thursday 24 November 2011 16:22

My official contest entry: In the cookie jar. What's the prize?

NTalbott 4

Thursday 24 November 2011 17:27

If it makes you feel any better, I was working with a bo staff and dislocated my knee when my sensei yelled my name and I hit myself with it. I might need surgery on it :/ So I'd kinda rather have the sprained wrists.