By Badab1ng - 24/11/2011 06:52 - United States

Spicy
Today, things were getting heated with my girlfriend, so I tried taking her shirt off. Slapping my hands away, she said, "I was only dating you to get my self-confidence up, I'm good now." FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 221
You deserved it 4 269

Same thing different taste

Top comments

This is where you tell her you were only interested in her to get laid. Her self-confidence should dive-bomb and become a complete wreck, scattered upon a scorched landscape. Confidence isn't built from someone wanting to have sex with you, she's horribly misguided.

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x_xSublime 0

11- You might get some action while the using is in process?

Not a jury in Texas that would have convicted you...

Tell her u only dated her because u thought she was easy;)

emjayprice 0

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

Except that she lied an manipulated for x number of days...

Xx_Dakota_xX 1

Excellent point 4 if that happen to me I'd prob be like bitch *back hand* and leave

loveanthony645 5

^Then you'll be yelling at the cops for taking you away.

No no no 45, he said he would backhand her, which is purely correction. It isn't abuse until the open palm or fist is used. (Ps: If you think this is my actual beliefs, you need to grow up, get over yourself, and gain a friggin sense of humor. Thank you.)

2 I notice you say some thoughtless things on here quite often. So from now on either: A) don't comment Or B) THINK before you post

emjayprice 0

sorry for trying to make sure all of these socially inept fourteen year olds who smoke weed and "get laid" understand the English language with some simple wording. maybe you should leave others alone and get your hand out of your ass before someone shoves a spiked baseball bat up there for being a complete douche.

asoptavlo14 6

Yeah because all 14 year olds smoke weed and have sex. And you're also right, no 14 year olds have a social life, you just know everything don't you?

Wow someone's bitter at the world. She could've, you know maybe... I don't know... TOLD HIM before he got more involved with her. You're an idiot for thinking that that's okay. That's a bitch move and you know it.

Women like her and you... Give them all a bad name

If that's your first reaction then your a cun*t

How is what your saying right now relevant to your original comment or even to the subject? If you get hit by a bus I'll be sure to make sure the news knows to not report it as a loss but a gain for humanity, that you can no longer reproduce.

Has anyone ever told you, your ******* crazy??

So... Get her self confidence low again! In all seriousness, you're better off without her anyway.

Agreed. That ***** isn't the type to bring home, anyway.

That'll make her feel used back. Then she might feel slightly worse for using you.

This is where you tell her you were only interested in her to get laid. Her self-confidence should dive-bomb and become a complete wreck, scattered upon a scorched landscape. Confidence isn't built from someone wanting to have sex with you, she's horribly misguided.

FYLDeep 25

which is why he should say, "I was only dating you to get my dick up, I'll be good in 20 minutes." and knock her back down a peg or two.

FurryRocks 10

FYL Deep where do you get those pictures

That looks like he just used a cartoon turkey picture and a in flames picture and put them together in Photoshop or paint.

FYLDeep 25

Step 1) Steal assets from various sources Step 2) Photoshop them together Step 3) ???? Step 4) Profit

I'd have gone with "I was only with you to convince myself I wasn't gay. I want men more than ever now..." then have sex with her brother...or...is that just crossing a line...

Confidence comes from within:) Not by the amount of guys that want to have sex with you. Dumb girl!

Nah, it's built up pure and shallowly based on how many people want you in bed...

5181997 6

I feel sorry for you man. That girl is simply a bitch!

Tell her you pitied her anyway. Get a hotter girl now. :D 'Cause if she could use you to boost her self esteem, you must not be too bad in the looks department.

tweetypie 18

I pity the fool that dates this chick after op.

Don't worry about it, she's just a bitch. There's other people out there OP.

SookyTurner 4

You should have said: I was dating you because I noticed you couldn't get any boyfriend, and now I know why. Then proceeded to dump her.