Love and Insulting: Sorry, but…

Sorry, but…

By Loveless - 29/10/2020 20:08

Today, my crush said that I was exceptionally ordinary. To my face. FML

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Same thing different taste

By hatethatiloveyou - 10/02/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, my crush talked to me for the first time. He told me to stop staring. FML

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So, are you in or are you out?

By The Fishing Pole - 15/06/2017 18:00

Today, I told my long time crush, "I love you," in an elaborate way. She replied, "What an interesting perspective." FML

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Good enough

By SarahAnne - 13/08/2019 22:00

Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I think I'm average looking. He told me that it was OK, unless he wakes up tomorrow with some standards, I'm good enough. FML

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You deserved it 441

By ug - 08/07/2009 20:51 - Canada

Today, my crush took me out to lunch. When the waiter came for our orders he ordered onoin rings and looks at me and says, "I won't be kissing anyone tonight anyways." FML

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Dadbods for ever

By Anonymous - 13/09/2022 14:30

Today, I was rejected by my crush at work, because I'm "too ripped." FML

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You deserved it 358

You tried

By Anonymous - 17/08/2021 05:01 - United States - Gilbert

Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML

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You deserved it 108

By hcditfi5foygy - 23/07/2018 19:04

Today, my crush confessed their love for me, and I happily told them that I felt the same way. They looked uncomfortable, so I asked why. Apparently they'd been paid to prank me. FML

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You deserved it 286

Sorry hun

By UglyAintGotNoAlibi - 01/06/2024 10:00 - United States

Today, I told my crush how I felt. He said, “Sorry, I don’t feel the same way. But you’re an amazing girl, and you deserve a guy who will treat you like a queen.” I asked him, “Well, why can’t you be that guy then?” He pretended to have a coughing fit and “suddenly remembered” he had to be somewhere and left. FML

I agree, your life sucks 166

You deserved it 1 130

It's not unusual

By Anonymous - 10/11/2020 20:02

Today, I complimented my crush. No, I didn't call her beautiful or sexy, though those definitely apply. No, instead, I called her scrumptious. I can't even begin to explain. FML

I agree, your life sucks 768

You deserved it 295

By Random - 04/04/2017 07:00 - Canada - Langley

Today, I told my crush, who I've liked for a while, that I liked him. He looked at me in pure terror and walked away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 044

You deserved it 384

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 29 October 2020 21:19

In these crazy times, ordinary can be high praise. Also, he noticed you!

demix_fml 32

Thursday 29 October 2020 23:46

It’s a line that Luna says from HP.

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RichardPencil 30

Thursday 29 October 2020 21:19

In these crazy times, ordinary can be high praise. Also, he noticed you!

genuinegoodguy 9

Thursday 29 October 2020 23:32

Find a better person to have a crush on.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 29 October 2020 23:41

Or maybe a worse person? She'd improve her odds by lowering her standards, not raising them.

kfchicken 31

Sunday 1 November 2020 10:45

let's stick with someone who better for her. lowering standards is not a good thing. find people who vibes with you, don't go for worse humans.

demix_fml 32

Thursday 29 October 2020 23:46

It’s a line that Luna says from HP.

OrySoma 11

Friday 30 October 2020 1:45

I mean atleast you're exceptional at something in their eyes?

Gigi Hill 6

Friday 30 October 2020 3:17

Did he mean extraordinary?

bobsanction 18

Friday 30 October 2020 19:22

At least you're exceptional at something.

diraven 15

Saturday 31 October 2020 16:40

Tell him to check out your butt

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Sorry, but…

Same thing different taste

So, are you in or are you out?

Good enough

Dadbods for ever

You tried

Sorry hun

It's not unusual

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