Animals: Ouch

Ouch

By Teylot - 28/06/2009 21:30 - Canada

Today, I was sitting at my desk eating cereal with my cat sleeping on my lap. I got a really funny text and I started laughing hysterically, and spilled my cereal all over my cat. I'll let you know how my legs, arms, neck and face heal up. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2024 05:00 - United States

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By crazycat - 13/05/2011 16:23 - Canada

Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML

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Today, I turned over in my sleep and fell out of bed, face-first into a puddle of cold cat vomit that my cat had left for me. FML

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Today, I got out of my bed and immediately stepped into a half-eaten bowl of cereal. FML

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By Catremorse - 01/08/2019 14:00 - United States - Centreville

Today, my cat was laying on my chest while I was in bed. I farted, which my closed legs seemed to amplify. My cat was so scared, she used me as a launching pad and cut my chest in three places with her claws. FML

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Wake up Boo

By Megan Snair - 01/09/2019 04:01

Today, my cat threw up on the floor while I was taking a nap. I woke up, still groggy from the nap, and walked over to the bathroom. Not only did I slip on the vomit, spreading it all over the floor and myself, I think I somehow broke a toe in the process. FML

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Rescue cat

By crazycatlady - 04/02/2017 20:00 - United States - Charlotte

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, and I had to save him. I now have a soggy cat and scratched arms. FML

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Stomach bug?

By Heather Scurfield - 21/03/2021 10:59

Today, I was going to be sick, so I ran to the bathroom. When I got there, I fainted, and fell back against the wall. When I came around, I immediately vomited all down my body, in my hair, and all over the floor. My cat judged me. FML

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Pure evil

By Anonymous - 07/10/2016 20:22 - Switzerland

Today, the cat climbed up to the spice shelf while I was cooking. As I looked up and told him to leave, he tipped over a chili container which coated my face with chili powder. The bloody pain in my eyes then made me knock over a pot of boiling water. FML

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Phones are bad for you

By Katie - 14/05/2024 13:00 - United States - Basehor

Today, I was laying in bed, scrolling through my phone, when my cat swatted my phone out of my hand. It hit me in the face and popped a pimple, which is now bleeding. FML

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junkinmahcranium 0

Monday 29 June 2009 9:31

Be gentle with cats. You piss em off, you suffer. It's a way of life.

umbilicalbiotch 0

Monday 29 June 2009 9:58

Im sorry for your loss. Every bowl counts

Comments

Chachi23 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 9:44

YOu deserved that one for twp reasons. 1. You don't text while eating. 2. You shouldn't have the the cat sleep on your lap. Cat's are evil.

mmelizard89 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 11:02

cats are the bitchiest pets :$

fuck_YOUR_lives 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 17:00

why do you think their nickname is pussy?

ShinyShine 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 11:10

Thats why dogs are better. They protect you NOT hurt you. & another reason why if you love cats that much you should cut their nails as soons as they grow that way they cant scratch you.

bettyboop274 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 14:20

I just want to know what you replied back to the text.

NoMercy1 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 18:05

When somebody does something clumsy or loppy the consequences are their fault. Even if the text was funny, which it probably wasn't.

NSZ 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 22:47

UGH! FYL for sure! That is one of the MANY reasons I absolutly despise cats..I prefer dogs, even though I hate them as well and am scared as hell from them...