Work and Painful: Ouch - FML

Ouch

By rawr117 - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, while working at the local paintball place, I noticed a girl without the safety on her paintball gun. I approached and reminded her to put the safety on, to which she replied "Don't worry, I'm not going to shoot you." And then she did. In the nuts. FML

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ShinnamonBun 7

Saturday 10 June 2017 4:10

I don't think your sacks are happy anymore

Glowworm56 26

Saturday 10 June 2017 4:28

I guess that makes them sad sacks now!

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xXxODINSONxXx 5

Sunday 11 June 2017 15:40

Where are you from? What paintball field you work for?

BrotherPhil 35

Sunday 11 June 2017 22:37

Sacks? Plural? Are you an alien?

kashers 11

Monday 12 June 2017 1:37

I like anyone who calls those dangly things as "happy sacks" :D

justin1974 5

Thursday 17 August 2017 1:19

Wait a minute, you have sacks as un plural? you should now post that you added to fml and used a plural while describing your happy SACK

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