Work and Painful: Ouch - FML

Ouch

By rawr117 - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, while working at the local paintball place, I noticed a girl without the safety on her paintball gun. I approached and reminded her to put the safety on, to which she replied "Don't worry, I'm not going to shoot you." And then she did. In the nuts. FML

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Top comments

ShinnamonBun 7

Saturday 10 June 2017 4:10

I don't think your sacks are happy anymore

Glowworm56 26

Saturday 10 June 2017 4:28

I guess that makes them sad sacks now!

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xXxODINSONxXx 5

Sunday 11 June 2017 15:40

Where are you from? What paintball field you work for?

BrotherPhil 35

Sunday 11 June 2017 22:37

Sacks? Plural? Are you an alien?

kashers 11

Monday 12 June 2017 1:37

I like anyone who calls those dangly things as "happy sacks" :D

justin1974 5

Thursday 17 August 2017 1:19

Wait a minute, you have sacks as un plural? you should now post that you added to fml and used a plural while describing your happy SACK

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Today, just to have a chance of a future career, I had to major in Data Science. Here's to 2.5 more years of soul-crushing tedium and passionless abstraction. If I had the resources to control my own life, I would have been a tradesman so I wouldn't have to sacrifice 4 years of my life on this. FML

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Today, after 3 months of no orgasms, I was in the shower, working to rectify that. As I was seconds away from coming, my dad loudly knocked on the door and demanded to know how much longer I was going to take. Probably another 3 months now, dad. FML

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Today, I got pulled over, not because I was speeding but because apparently, I looked like a kid driving. The officer said I was too short to drive and needed a booster seat. FML

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Today, I caught my boyfriend watching Andrew Tate videos and agreeing with everything he was saying. I shared my opinion that Tate is a disgusting human, and my boyfriend said that of course I’d try to suppress the truth like a typical woman. Ladies, I think my boyfriend is broken beyond repair. FML

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Today, I visited my grandma. Shortly after I arrived, she freaked out after finding a "snake" in her closet. It was a rubber snake that my brother must have put there yesterday as a prank. I picked it up and told her it was fake. She then yelled at me for playing such a disgusting prank on her. FML

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Today, I got back at my boyfriend for sticking the hoover nozzle in my mouth as a prank by doing the exact same thing to him. Unfortunately, it must have burst a blood vessel in his lip because it swelled right up and his entire lower jaw on the right side is just one massive bruise. FML

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Today, my mom told me I'm the reason she's going to kill herself one day. FML

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Today, my boyfriend told me he masturbates to the thought of me swimming in pancake syrup. FML

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