Ouch

By rawr117 - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, while working at the local paintball place, I noticed a girl without the safety on her paintball gun. I approached and reminded her to put the safety on, to which she replied "Don't worry, I'm not going to shoot you." And then she did. In the nuts. FML
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ShinnamonBun 7

I don't think your sacks are happy anymore

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Glowworm56 26

I guess that makes them sad sacks now!

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ShinnamonBun 7

I don't think your sacks are happy anymore

53 1
Glowworm56 26

I guess that makes them sad sacks now!

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RichardPencil 30

Please, God, please tell me the paint was blue!

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DanielleD93 16

Now if that were a real gun....

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Lobby_Bee 17

She is telling you she has a boyfriend.

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galacticstorm 6

That's one hell of a way to say so. A simple "I'm taken" would have sufficed.

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guest46423455764 0

Your "Happy sacks" ?? Are you like 12 or something?

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HappyItalian 38

From my experience of gaming with 12 year olds, trust me when I say they come up with way more colourful/vulgar terms than "happy sacks"

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pjsr 32

"...and that's how I met your mother ...and why we adopted you"

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zeffra13 31

I hope you had her kicked out for that.

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lukcy_basartd 11

Some women: Ditzy. Cute. Careless. 1 love.

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darkshadus 10

That's what you get for "Mansplaining"

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