Good one, dude

By poop hands - 20/12/2016 03:50 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, working as a CNA, my nurse convinced me that in order to collect a stool sample, you had to have the patient take a dump in your hand. I only found out he was kidding after I collected the sample. FML
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LyricaSilvan 29

Being a CNA myself, I have to wonder if you paid attention in class. They generally teach you how to do samples, and it always involves a container of some sort. I hope you were at least wearing gloves. It seems like a silly thing to wonder, but then again, you didn't have the sense to know the nurse was kidding, either.

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maritime1992 5

Common sense should tell you that's not the case.

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redscarf_fml 8

You would think you'd have some knowledge of basic procedures before going into this job. YDI

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LyricaSilvan 29

Being a CNA myself, I have to wonder if you paid attention in class. They generally teach you how to do samples, and it always involves a container of some sort. I hope you were at least wearing gloves. It seems like a silly thing to wonder, but then again, you didn't have the sense to know the nurse was kidding, either.

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RichardPencil 30

Please tell me you were allowed to wear gloves!

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cj89898 24

"Sir are you sure I have to do this" "In the hands it is!" "Well... okay then"

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tounces7 27

Frankly the nurse should be fired. I doubt the patient enjoyed that either. And you don't humiliate your patients.

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c420racer 13

I say you dispose of the sample like a monkey and hurl it at the nurse who told you that.

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tomjay007 19

what were you taught is pca school

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corky1992 33

Or someone elderly who isn't in the right of mind.

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