Out of the mouth of babes...

By DEE - 26/07/2018 15:00

Today, while I was getting ready for the day, my 5-year-old daughter looked at me and said, "Mom, maybe you should do some gymnastics today. Your legs look bigger." FML
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free_parking 3

take her the 5 year old's advice. get your flabs to the gym kids are honest. if they say you're fat, yore fat

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Davros 12

See how small the back of my hand looks far away? Now look at it close up (thwack)

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wanted_2_want 40

Wouldn’t be awesome that if one needs to lose a couple of inches of fat could exercise for only day and ‘puff’?!!!

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julfunky 29

Shouldn’t it be “poof” rather than “puff?”

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wanted_2_want 40

I think either can be used with this context. The idea would have same meaning.

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RichardPencil 30

How rude! You ought to throw that kid in a vault and give her a pommeling!

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free_parking 3

take her the 5 year old's advice. get your flabs to the gym kids are honest. if they say you're fat, yore fat

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Cali 54

Proofreading is never a bad idea, dude.

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Davros 12

See how small the back of my hand looks far away? Now look at it close up (thwack)

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ojosRojos 28

Ohhh kids. They can be brutal, but try not to take it to heart. I’m sure you’re beautiful!

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