Miscellaneous: Today, while returning from a class, I stopped to use the bathroom....

By Zahkrii - 26/12/2018 16:00

Today, while returning from a class, I stopped to use the bathroom. While in said bathroom, someone threw a chip bag filled with piss water into the stall I was using. FML

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By Oh dear - 05/07/2012 22:15 - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines - Kingstown

Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2011 05:26

Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML

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By meep - 16/03/2017 00:00

Today, as I was walking to wash my hands after using the restroom, the guy walking away from the sink flicked water from his hands towards the floor. Water splashed all over my beige shorts. I had to walk back into class looking like I'd peed my pants. FML

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By Woody - 06/10/2018 14:00 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2014 16:35 - United States - Calhoun

Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying, "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML

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By not a shitty situation so fuck you - 24/06/2016 22:52 - United States - San Francisco

Today, in a public toilet, I got to experience a guy high out of his mind kicking in my locked stall door and puking all over me. FML

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By KP - 25/06/2009 16:22 - United States

Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML

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By missed - 25/06/2021 14:01 - United States

Today, I was using a mall bathroom. Thinking the toilet seat had to be unsanitary, I decided to squat. I was a little farther out than I thought, and ended up peeing all over the bathroom floor. FML

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By DonPedro - 16/01/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML

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By g_unit - 10/12/2009 05:24 - Canada

Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML

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Wednesday 26 December 2018 20:29

Did it hit the floor, or you?

shady80 4

Wednesday 26 December 2018 21:58

no they didnt

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Dave_Davington 33

Wednesday 26 December 2018 16:02

I hate it when that happens.

Madrias 36

Wednesday 26 December 2018 19:22

Bomb them back with shit-covered toilet paper.

BurnInDemonFire 34

Wednesday 26 December 2018 20:29

Did it hit the floor, or you?

Zahkrii 21

Thursday 3 January 2019 2:13

Most of the water hit the ground, though quite a bit of it hit my jacket/hood

shady80 4

Wednesday 26 December 2018 21:58

no they didnt

emmiek_YT 4

Wednesday 26 December 2018 23:31

Omg I would have been so mad if that happend to me

avertle 9

Thursday 27 December 2018 0:08

Sucks to have a class a day after Christmas.... didn’t even know schools did that

Zahkrii 21

Thursday 27 December 2018 18:16

I didn’t post this yesterday, what the hell

BurnInDemonFire 34

Friday 28 December 2018 19:00

Forget that, and answer my question.

KerbalTubeHD 5

Sunday 30 December 2018 12:56

GRENADE!!

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