Cars, ACAB and Transportation: Overreach

Overreach

By VroomVroom - 04/03/2009 15:50 - United States

Today, at a red light, an old lady crossing the street fell right in front of my car. I got out of my car to help her. The light turned green and I was still helping the woman to her feet. An officer came by and ticketed me for "impeding the flow of traffic." FML

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You deserved it 3 506

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By Samaritan - 19/01/2010 13:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I was given a ticket for running a red light. The reason? I was moving out of the way of an ambulance. The police officer watched it go by. FML

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You deserved it 3 003

By Flipside - 02/05/2009 00:46 - United States

Today, as I was driving home, I saw a woman get hit by a car. I immediately parked on the side of the road to assist her. I called an ambulance and stayed with her until they came to get her, comforting her all the while. When I returned to my car, I found a parking ticket in my windshield. FML

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You deserved it 6 479

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2010 01:44 - United States

Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 350

You deserved it 2 578

By legotron - 30/10/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML

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You deserved it 2 558

Classic scam

By Anonymous - 01/07/2017 06:00 - United States - New Hyde Park

Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 240

You deserved it 307

By Jennnn - 16/09/2009 20:08 - United States

Today, I was at a stop light when I saw a cute police officer at the light across the intersection. Trying to be cute as I drove by, I turned and winked and waved. The car in front of me stopped, I rear ended them and then got rear ended. The cute cop winked back, then wrote me a ticket. FML

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You deserved it 57 307

By Anonymous - 20/05/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 695

You deserved it 25 520

By Mick - 20/02/2009 08:29 - United States

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

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You deserved it 94 912

By anonymous - 28/12/2010 18:03 - Canada

Today, while driving home from basketball practice, I noticed an old lady struggling to get up from a fall. I stopped to help her up and make sure she was fine, and in the meantime, a teenager decided to hop into my car and crash it into a telephone pole and run away. FML

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You deserved it 4 052

By Anonymous - 01/01/2019 11:00 - United States - Spokane

Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML

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You deserved it 204

PureGold 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 23:10

What the hell?! That's soo awful!! x( Person: "But...but....this old lady needed help!" Idiot cop: "HAH! If I had a nickel for every time I heard that one..." *takes bite of donut and walks away*

arienh4 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 23:09

Do they have tickets for everything in America?

Comments

winterxair 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 1:08

That really sucks. You must have been in a really high traffic area. If not, fight it!

usoedo 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 1:14

I feel you in this. one time the police gave my friend a ticket for eating lolipop on a bus. the ticket was 80 dollar.

artist_junkie 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 1:15

You could totally fight this, especially if Big Brother was watching, which it most likely was.

Lou_Briccant 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 1:16

That reminds me of the story about the guy who got hit by a truck helping two old ladies cross the street in the snow and got a jaywalking ticket.

npk88 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 1:56

I seriously doubt this is true.

DaNNo71886 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 2:01

Definitely not true.

Doesuff 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 2:16

I agree. I don't think any cop, no matter how much of a dick, would still give you a ticket. Wouldn't the other people in their cars have noticed what happened as well?

Bruno_fml 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 2:43

I think you deserved it - You really couldn't explain this to him?

jellybean17 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 2:45

#16, i don't think i was "******* whining" and not "accepting that shit like this does happen." i was just saying i personally didn't believe it based mostly on what was explained by #21. :) i know it could have happened because cops can be jerks, but that doesn't mean that EVERY cop is a dick. and if it really happened, it should be pretty easy to get out of that one in court.