Owned

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my 8 year-old niece corrected my spelling via text message. FML
I agree, your life sucks 9 454
You deserved it 36 961

Top comments

eddyg94 11

how many times did you check this FML over so you didn't embarrass yourself? ;)

A fellow grammar nazi, brings a tear to my eye. *sniff* They grow up so fast!

Comments

ipwnallmen 10

lol but that little girl's going to excell be proud! but maybe that should tell you something...xD

LiveLaughFML 10

what's up with your pic, dude? +10 for creepiness :D

kittenvks 11

I believe it's from one of the leprechaun movies * shudder*

KiwiKitten 2

She will be a productive human being in society.

PYLrulz 17

So f I tipe lik dis, u wil nderstnd mi?!?

Yup I understand. I don't care if you talk like that cause it doesn't bother me. Don't let the FML grammar Nazis see it though, they'll go ape shit on you

mannysaucedo 4

So if I type like this, will you understand me?*

PYLrulz 17

43 - I was just typing that out just to be a smartass. I hate grammar Nazis and all, but there are times where they are necessary. If it's just one misspelling, so what? If it looks like a text message, yeah, that's different

RabidBunny 10

An 8-year-old with a phone? I didn't get anything when I was 8. D:

You're niece is my hero. Their is nothing I like more then a young grammer nazi. I couldn't of bin more prouder. Its stuff like this that make's me grin.

ipwnallmen 10

*there; unless you were doing it on purpose x3

ipwnallmen 10

I'm not an idiot. of course he was joking

Doc, is their anything you could'nt due?

hotPinklipstick 24

*facepalm* 28 & 29 It was purposely done. Doc is not ignorant, and if 'there' and 'grammar' is the only two problems you two noticed here then maybe y'all should reconsider correcting people.

PYLrulz 17

37 - No shit sherlock. I understood that. Maybe I should of tagged on some sarcasm.

hotPinklipstick 24

51- There is a difference between being a smart ass and being sarcastic. By trying to be a smart ass, you made yourself look like a dumbass. There are enough people on this site who can recognize sarcasm without it being announced in all caps in the comment. There was no sarcasm in your comment. Own up to it. Get over it.

PYLrulz 17

No dumbass, I was being a sarcastic, so you can kiss my ass

Whatever...if that was your take sarcasm, then you should refrain from using sarcasm ever again in your life. You suck at it. Hope your jokes aren't as terrible as your sarcasm.

And it's *being sarcastic. If you're going to call someone a dumbass, at least use proper grammar when doing so.

hotPinklipstick 24

PYLrulz you are just mad because we called you on it. Don't get all ass hurt over it. Change your tampon and get back to me when you are done PMSing. Note: if you are a guy I still stand by what I say.

PYLrulz 17

Ok Hitlerdude, I'll remember that

RedPillSucks 31

Cut them a little slack. it's one of the few times they'll have an opportunity to correct good ol' Doc

Wow. Guess I was right about the jokes. Keep it up, you seem to be good at making an ass of yourself.

Lol, nice Doc. Although I'm sure I killed some brain cells reading that :p

I like how Doc is responsible for multiple comment fights on FML.

PYLrulz 17

Hitlerdude, if I really wanted to, I'd make cracks about your mom being a crackwhore

omarzrgz 3

Lil' Nazis. Always having fun! Lil' Nazis. Correcting everyone!

Ain't that cool, Mexican? You know the doc is just sitting back smiling... :)

Actually...grinning is more accurate.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but wouldn't you use a comma instead of an ellipsis? I hope I used that right.

Technically, I misused the ellipsis to indicate a pause rather than using a comma. I originally had a different comment which I then edited, and I left the ellipsis by mistake.

28- 29- he was joking God I'm a have to get the pimp slapping goin ^_^

we could use her intelligence on this app

zebralover23 14

This made my day!(: good for her for knowing that though!

starman02 12

She must have had auto correct