Awkward and Kids: Owned

That sucks I am terrible speller myself because I don't hear words right. That and my school thought I couldn't read when it's cleary writing I had issues with.

ravenxcorvinus 9

Wednesday 7 March 2012 18:20

did she also help you type this FML OP? lol

Pandacupcakelove 26

Wednesday 7 March 2012 19:00

Grammar* oh yes i did!

VampasarousRex 6

Wednesday 7 March 2012 21:19

She's a grammar nazi in the making.

gamestyr 0

Wednesday 7 March 2012 21:36

why does an 8 year old have a phone?

MetalBoi 0

Thursday 8 March 2012 3:03

Grammar nazi in the early age

Fmlsea 28

Thursday 8 March 2012 7:32

That's sad an eight year can spell better then you, guess it could be worse you could of been using short text.

Fortitudine 3

Friday 9 March 2012 5:47

You suck

kayaker83 4

Saturday 10 March 2012 2:59

At least you know she's smart

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