By Anonymous - 10/04/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, brand new cocktail dress: $300. Matching peep toe heels: $100. Getting my hair done at the salon: $80. Treating myself to a mani/pedi: $50. When finally meeting the guy I have been chatting online with for 2 months, I find out he's my cousin: priceless. FML
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akd_rocks tells us more.

akd_rocks 0

Okay I'm the person that wrote this, I wrote it earlier today before I got my account and its one hundered percent true we talked about family we exchanged pics but i had never met him before he was my moms sisters son adn i have never met that part of my family because my mom was disowned for marrying my dad. his last name was my moms maiden name so i didnt think anything of it especially since its a common last name, SMITH. soo yes it may seem ridiculous but its real and awful

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Savvy89 0

Hey in some places its okay to do that. MORE POWER TO YOU! handle your business. btw if you will spend that much money on me for a date, ill take you out =D

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SurpriseButtseks 0

I agree with #3. You should have figured it out in 2 months. But after spending $530... you should have ****** him anyway. lol

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Savvy89 0

Hey in some places its okay to do that. MORE POWER TO YOU! handle your business. btw if you will spend that much money on me for a date, ill take you out =D

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SilenNex 0

Sweet home alabama! Where the skies are so blue Sweet home alabama! Where your cousin f**ks you

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kaprookie 3

Has anyone else noticed this sounds like a mastercard ad? Or did i only notice because im from Australia?

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ttorigibson 2

I thought the mastercard add too! But I am also Australian.

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Kyckge 1

I noticed that too. Everybody did. because that's what it was supposed to sound like.

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nikkotine 0

wait. usually don't shoes match by themselves? right? thought so.

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tumblergurl13 5

Shoes matching the dress. Duhh.

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hot8rodz 14

Really? Date someone you like, don't be a gold digger.

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deathbybutterfly 0

You think that after talking to him for 2 months you would have found out that he was your cousin before going out to meet him..

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qazaq 1

Common sense isn't so common anymore, like you would think they would have at least exchanged names X D

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SurpriseButtseks 0

I agree with #3. You should have figured it out in 2 months. But after spending $530... you should have ****** him anyway. lol

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madgrinchhatter 12

Nope. Just nope.

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llSgtScopell 0

You didn't bother to ask for his full name first?

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rocketeer_97 1

not all cousins have the same last name.

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em_iweird 26

You don't know your cousins last name?

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strawberry_78 0

I'm guessing you don't know your cousin very well, seems like you'd have figured it out...didn't you know his name??? I say YDI!

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locoamor 0

thats a crazy amount to spend on a dress..btw

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Brittaneyyy 0

not if the dress was cute

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kirches 0

...I guess no aspects of your life like name or family EVER came up in that two months....

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kirches 0

...I guess no aspects of your life like name or family EVER came up in that two months....

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