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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my 8 year-old niece corrected my spelling via text message. FML
I agree, your life sucks 9 453
You deserved it 36 958

Top comments

eddyg94 11

how many times did you check this FML over so you didn't embarrass yourself? ;)

A fellow grammar nazi, brings a tear to my eye. *sniff* They grow up so fast!

Comments

When I was 8 I had a coloring book, not a phone.

Well there's a little thing called evolution, and get this; it happens to technology too! I don't see what's wrong with an 8 year old having a phone anyway, "OH NO! She can now contact her friends instantly and play Angry Birds!"

Check yourself before you wreck yourself!!

bubo_fml 10

My niece & nephews can correct my dumbass all they want...Little do they know that they're my retirement plan...20 years from now, when I'm farting in their Lay-Z-Boy recliners, eating all their chips & drinking all their beer, I'm sure they'll be thinking, "God, I'm such a dumbass for asking him to move in!"

I see a spelling bee champ in her future;)

So what? She might be a very smart kid. You should be proud of her instead! :)

Today, my dad came home drunk again with a hooker telling my brothers and I that she is going to be our mom and we should start calling her 'mommy'. Fml